Sometimes the path to love is strewn with messiness! Congrats!
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When I was in graduate school there was a big rodeo in a nearby town, and a casual acquaintance (a friend of an ex-boyfriend, of all things) who lived there invited me to go with him. I’m not sure why I agreed to go, as I wasn’t interested in rodeos or in him, but for some reason I packed my overnight bag and went. …
Many moons ago, before a neighborhood in my big city became crazy gentifried, there would be gay after parties in abandoned warehouses after closing time. It was like a speakeasy and you had to be on a list to get in, then enter via a freight elevator. Then you could order drinks and there were aerialists and other…
There are so many jokes about anti-marijuana PSAs that claim someone DIED after smoking weed for the first time. This is the only real-life example I’ve seen come close to that idea. So bravo.
This isn’t really funny looking back on, considering that I was part of the DC private school circuit that produced Brett Kavanaugh, and it was an all-boys’ school’s party, and it’s the result of Everclear, but basically, I showed up to a party in what I considered the KYOOTEST outfit I could possibly own (white…
Ok. Senior year of high school (2006). My parents rarely left my sisters and I home alone so I had never thrown a party before. I invited a few friends over to drink and hang out, nothing big. What we used to call a “kick-back”. Maybe 10 people total, and my 2 dogs. Some of our other friends were at a different house…
That really is the Godfather III of the Ernest movies...
Also, I’m a little peeved I missed the first-date thread because I went on the worst first date ever: he took me to see Ernest Goes To Jail.
Back in 2011 a buddy of mine was getting married and we were all getting together for his bachelor’s party, a weekend in a houseboat on Lake Shasta. We plan for 7-8 folks to be there, all of whom were moderate-to-hard drinkers and eaters, only to have 3 of his flakier friends bail at the last minute, so that the final…
During one party, some gang members tried to start trouble with us. If I remember right, they were looking for some guy from a rival gang or something. So as I mention often around here, my family is quite large. Imagine a clown car, but instead of a dozen or so clowns in a car this stream of about a hundred tough…
The last time I drank tequila was in 1996. My BFF/roommate and I went to a party at a friend’s apartment. BFF was going to tell a boy she was in love with him, not knowing that he had chosen that occasion to announce his super-gayness. Whoops!
Me: wonder what Ms. E. Banks is up to nowadays...
It’s not like he’s not used to his accounts being overdrawn.
But Andy Warhol told me that people would have 15 minutes of fame. If Chump goes on, he’ll be overdrawn like 45 minutes.
If I were Lana Del Rey, I’d be watching my back. Look at what happened to Elon Musk just by having Banks in his house for just a few days...
Seriously. I read the highlights of his phone call interview with Fox and Friends a few days ago. Good lord. If this 60 minute interview is going to be anything like that one, then hard pass. It’ll probably be more crap talking on Sessions, him gloating about how African Americans love him because of Kanye, what a…
LOL. I don’t know either of these 2 chicks but once again Elizabeth Banks comes out a winner
I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.
Cool. He’s going to ramble on and not be asked any real questions and everything will keep slugging along and hopefully a meteor will come crashing through space and knock us out of existence. Cool.