Anyone else would have been booed or laughed off the stage. He shows up dressed as a Perrier bottle (which looked more like an SNL sketch than a musical performance) and later “sings” wearing a MAGA hat (he clearly can’t sing); this was the first time EVER the cast took their bows before the final musical performance…

The exchange with Klobuchar is actually less embarrassing and ridiculous in the parody. 

I don’t know, “doit2julia!, the Proudest, Drunkest Virgin” might not come across like you mean it to...

As if his ‘musical’ numbers weren’t embarrassing enough. 

Handsy Hank...Gang Bang Greg... those damn liberals are gonna drag their names through the mud!

Wow I missed that. I saw the beginning of his performance before it was cut off (I think before it went over time). But I did see him wearing the MAGA hat, and that alone made me cringe.

When he said "Ronan Sinatra" !!!

I’m considering changing my username to Proudest, Drunkest Virgin.

Honestly, SNL should be ashamed for besmirching the good name of Donkey Dong Doug.

I liked the part where Kanye motioned at Michael Che to agree with him and even Che was like “Nope.”

For me, the moment of death was the line about how the liberal meida will somehow twist Handsy Hank and Gangbang Greg in to something negative followed closely by everytime Damon brought up the calenders.

Are we going to talk about Kanye wearing a MAGA hat and getting booed by the audience for giving a pro-trump rant? He literally said the Democrats planned to take black fathers out of homes and put them on welfare. WTF? I guess most of it never made it on air but Chris Rock posted a video of it, it’s pretty cringey.

When Grassley said, “Well I’m hard as hell,” I died. And then when Kennedy called the female prosecutor Miss Frizzle, I died again.

Of course the sad part is, it’s hardly a parody (but I did laugh). 

When he said “I’m a keg is half full type of guy” I almost fell off my chair. Brilliant. (Even though Matt Damon has shown himself to be pretty ignorant of his own white male privilege in the past)

My grandfather was going in blind to a double date. Neither couple worked out, but my grandfather asked his buddy if he could take a shot with the other woman. So they go out dancing, he makes sure they dance past a mirror so he can check out her ass. That week he asked her to marry him.

I met my husband at a birthday party for his best friend who happened to be my upstairs neighbor. I had been drinking lemon drops all night (please don’t judge, I had just turned 21 and didn’t know any better) and was feeling fairly confident in my abilities to pick up the hottest guy at the party. He was so gorgeous, …

Blind Dates run in my family.

BUT HOW DID THEY MEET AGAIN??

My friend and her hubby met on a Spice Girls group chat in the mid 90's. They continued to chat long distance-he’s from the Mid west (I think?) and after a few years he moved out to be with her. 20 years later, they’re married, have a baby, and #2 on the way =).