And now it’s all you’ll think about, forever. 

Dammit, keep Jeff Fisher out of this!

There’s a press conference at 1 today. I really hope they grill Bruce Allen about why the hell he deserves to have a job. It’s ridiculous.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

I had an Italian Greyhound who could sense when he was in trouble with me (not hard for a dog - and honestly not hard for just about any observant mammal) and he would take off (at a trot, thank goodness - if he ran, forget about it).

Good boy!

A couple at my condos were hanging at our pool with their daughter when wife says to husband “Did you hear that?”. Husband says “no”.

Also losing half of its staff: middle school boys who’ll no longer get the swimsuit issue.

“I love shaping earth,” Trump honks to camera, “it’s a canvas.”

“... and live in Russia while sober.”

Look at the Takeout commenter community taking the time to better educate ignorant laypersons like myself!

“sodium benzoate inhibits the growth of yeast, mold and nasty bacteria that could grow and thrive in acidic conditions."

This is one of the many fearmongering-friendly factoids you’ll read about sodium benzoate in “holistic medicine” resources,

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

“Mocktail?" If you can handle politics in 2019 sober you are a stronger person than me.

I would’ve also accepted “Canadian Butter Farts”. 

I don’t understand how this keeps getting pitched as a viable solution to anything meaningful. It’s a cash grab, that’s for sure but where does the cash go?

If I want to know what a choke looks like ill damn well ask a member of the Browns organization.

“Because the car dealership is paying the kid $1 million instead of his actual value of $50,000" - everything is worth what someone will pay for it. If I bought a frozen patty for 50 cents a piece, and sold it as a gourmet burger for $16, if people are paying for it, it’s a $16 burger - not just a 50 cent patty. 

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…