During the “hard to come by” cracker segment my cousin ran to the kitchen and returned screaming “WE HAVE THOSE!!!” then proceeded to smack his brother upside the head with the box. Fun times. 

This might be a really unpopular take but why is it white women cops who shoot unarmed black men are put on trial (this girl and Becky Betty Shelby) while male white cops seem to almost never be charged for the same? Seems like there might be some misogyny involved.

Probably the single best vignette WWE has ever done.

+1 arrow in the knee

Booker's eye take when he hears the beer tab pop open behind him is so good.

“Price check on jackass!”

The flame burned bright for only five seasons, but I’m still having trouble with the Mariners passing on the hometown hero.

I’ve worked in TV, radio, and an ad agency over the last ten-plus years, just so you know what I’m about to describe isn’t just coming out of my ass, based on nothing:

So a clean spleen screen means Darnold can reconvene with Gang Green?

The pig probably relished abusing his authority.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, my churroma.

That’s Gardner Minshew II, please. He’s a perfect fit for Jaguars Junction.

He’s got the porn name.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

St. Pauly Shore on the other hand keeps talking about weasels

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Okay, Tomsula/Pants 2020

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything.