Unless they’re also talented entertainers or speakers, writers shouldn’t be celebrities anyway; the best of them is on the page.

Ooh! Recently just relocated from Tokyo to LA-- can you share what are your karaage recs around here? 

Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

“I can’t see straight.”

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

why not just say, “Jacket required” and provide a collection of jackets just in case someone walked in unprepared?

Never Surrender is a great song. I will die on this hill.

They’re also bigoted against Corey Hart, I see.  

As with any article about Real Salt Lake, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone how stupid the name “Real Salt Lake” is, since it means “Royal Salt Lake” in a country with no monarchy.

My family moved from Ukraine to the US in 1996 when I was two, so I grew up eating a mix of Russian, Ukrainian and Jewish food. About 3 years into college, I realized the biggest hankering I had was smoked fish. Now, I’m lucky enough to go home twice a month and I’m always greeted with an assortment of smoked herring,…

The kid in me wants to stay up for 13 hours and watch all these movies.

Do not eat at a salad bar.

At some point in human history, people decided that puns were a cheap form of humor. Then internet commentary was invented, the art form was revived, and you, sir or madam, perfected it.

Same. While I have a habit of snacking when bored that I’m trying to quit, I don’t buy everything on the shelves when I’m hungry. If I’m not hungry, I have no idea what to buy at all for food. I’m like “but nothing sounds good. Meh. Let’s go home.”

He pitches for the Pirates, all he sees are baseballs hit 7,000 feet into the air.

...makes me moist...

If you are into fishing games, i gotta shout out the following ...

Glad to be the first of what I hope are many stars...