There’s a not-dirty explanation too, you know. It could just be the new defensive end that the Bears drafted from the University of Illinois Springfield was relieved that while the defense was on the field none of his teammates tried to eat his favorite candy bar.

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.

I absolutely loved Raysism. Deadsping HOFamer for sure. I’d like to see Deadspin do a “Let’s Remember Some Guys - Commenter Edition”. I’ll stick to football and remember Mark Kelso’s Migraine. 

Yeah, but how far did he punt the football?

I don’t know, I think they’re a pretty goddamn good joke! Always good for a laugh!

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Remember when people tried to blame Big Ben and Tomlin when the AB situation turned toxic in Pittsburgh?

My office had a catered lunch and there were like 5 quesadillas left over that I took home. My roommate works/sleeps opposite hours because of his job, so we often communicate with a whiteboard in our kitchen. I left this for him:

We were fed by a drug rep at lunch.
In the fridge there is still quite a bunch.
There was…

There’s tanking, and then there’s what the Miami Dolphins are doing this year. I say this as a Buffalo Sabres fan, so I know what tanking looks like.

The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.

Asheville Mall fight: Lawyer says defendant has PTSD, felt threatened by ‘pack of youth’

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Good for this kid!! Back in the day (the early days of Rock the Vote), I volunteered with an organization that registered people to vote at concerts... as in - the volunteers got in for free, and we went around with clipboards asking if people were registered to vote in NC and if not, would they consider filling out…

“Hey everybody! This cookie is free if you steal it!”

Just okay lol Get out of here edge lord, the starbucks hipster cafe is that way.

one of Al’s best!