I’d go with the electric bill or a ticket to see Sonic.

Not excessive enough, IMO.  

Not nearly as fun as it could be, but okay.

I don’t even like beer, but would buy a case of that just to support la résistance.

Wild turkey delivering themselves for Thanksgiving seems more of a miracle than a curse.

Any time that something says “Black cherry”, I already know it’s going to taste like bad cough syrup.

Over in California’s central coast, there is a place that always has a line: Splash Cafe.

More like another reason to despise them. 

As a person who despises any fast food place that will not feed me while I watch football on Sunday, my only damn day to rest during a week, this brings me joy.

We come to work, work 12 hours, surviving on energy drinks and food delivery.  There is no way we can function without energy drinks.  We usually keep with the sugar free so we stay healthy sort of.

Veggies to stress eat while watching.

Fuck the man!  Stick it to that Jim Spatula guy for being a useless shithead.

This is the best Tom Ley post I have ever had the joy of seeing.  Thanks, Tom!

I tried that Impossible Burger yesterday. I don’t think The Beef Council has anything to worry about.

Deliverance updated for 2019

Not the rural Mormons around the state of Utah, Idaho, Montana, and there abouts.  They don’t like anyone who isn’t Mormon around those parts, and will treat you accordingly.

Same same.

The holes are starting to get too large and the elastic has been excessively stretched on my current inventory. Do they come in tighty-whitey? If so, I may be interested.

The holes are starting to get too large and the elastic has been excessively stretched on my current inventory. Do…

In related news, my friend, let’s call him Al, who went to a very seedy area gas station was approached by a dude who asked Al to buy him a beer. He said no, which resulted in a oratory display of 4 letter words and phrases about the maternal lineage of Al.

Let’s face it. The doorbell is going to ring so many times during that night. I’m usually the one at home handing out the candy, so the movie really has to be something I don’t have to constantly rewind to see what is happening or feel like I am missing an important scene.

Let’s face it. The doorbell is going to ring so many times during that night. I’m usually the one at home handing…