I started to show the kids some older clips after that crappy promotional special that was on the other night for SmackDown.

Cop probably thought those were pork hot dogs and felt threatened.

Loved my Metro-sauras Rex. Rims, pinstripped, red. The only drawback was having to turning off the A/C to accelerate better.

For good Japanese food, you’ll find stuff more in the Carson/Torrance area (mostly Torrance). Downtown LA ain’t a bad place for food, but you overpay.

I love me some Prego.  Because I’m getting old and certain things f me all up, I’ve been picking up the newer, healthier versions they put out.  Not exactly the same, but close enough for me to still enjoy.

Lot of dumb rules. The only thing I can sort of agree with is that I don’t need to see anyone’s drawers while I’m eating chocolate lava cake. When I’m not eating, I don’t really care.

Karage over a bowl of rice.  Pour soy sauce on it, and, damn, that is the best chicken I’ve ever had in my life.  That was in Japan a long time ago.  Then, in the last 2 years, karage has been popping up all over LA.  A few of those places have it spot on, and I don’t have to worry about not getting that sweet, sweet…

Idk. If I am not hungry when I shop, I won’t buy anything unless I’m out of it. So, I wind up with a grocery cart with ketchup, soy sauce, and bread.  So, I make it a point to go hungry or I’m not going to be eating for the next few days.

He might still have some value to the Jets. Can he throw well?

skinhead: a young person who belongs to a British or American group that shave their heads and gather at rock concerts or engage in white supremacist demonstrations

Pretty sure that is just a regular fish from Alita: Battle Angler.

Cheek implants, neck implants, forehead implants, lip injections, chin implants.  I’d say at least a 20% growth trend potentially.

This is how I want my kids to remember me.  It would be an improvement over how they currently treat me.

Those Mikes and Davids must be the same people that click on those bottom-of-the-page ads for “This one trick that will make your penis larger” and “The tax tricks rich people don’t want you to know”.

The plot of Major League, but with a more devious owner?

The show really is very interactive with the crowd. The drama is the best part of it all. The best comparison, as you said, is The Real Housewives. Bethany, to me, has always been the real star of the show (I hate watch the shit out of her). And I do the same with so many characters in wrestling. So, when, say The…

Allow me to paraphrase as many of these as I can:

The ghost of Peter Campbell knows.

Nobody better slip a finger in my Fingerbutter.

Alas, moderators killed him. And took his legs as a memento of footballs that were never punted again.