The Lions trade for AB, and Stafford can unleash the ball to a prima donna version of Megatron. The Lions fans will cheer for him because he will be the only thing in Detroit to cheer about.

R.I.P Raysism.

She’s got some emotional issues.  I just hope she gets the mental health checkup before she does something wreckless.  You know how bad people can be.

Maybe not humans eating food, but this is one of my feeding favs:

In related news, I hear the XFL has eyes on Cardale Jones.

I’m going to keep sporting my Demons jersey to the fantasy football draft each year.  As great as the games were for the Demons (crowds had so much fun), I’m actually surprised we didn’t get a reboot to the franchise name and location.

The new XFL: The league Nathan Peterman & AB built.

It’s actually a really nice ballpark, built in a shitty neighborhood.  Fencing is a must.

Per usual, here I am sitting at my desk, having just finished a Cup O Noodles because I read this article.

A little for him, a little for his hommies that passed on from eating at Taco Bell.

This index map I look at a few times a week, for, oh, the last decade or so. Typically, the number of earthquakes are between 700 and 1,000.  I’ve never seen this many.  Wednesday last week was less than 1,000.  This is nuts!

Some states have more strict food tampering laws, as people can be seriously sickened or die from food tampering. This falls into that category.

Being a ref is hard when every person on the field acts like they been run over by Jerome Bettis when in reality they get tapped by someone’s pinky on their elbow.

Tea without a biscuit?!  This is an absolute abomination and should not be tolerated.  The Queen mum shall hear about this.

That NES game kicked my butt.  I wish I could have gotten further into that game than I did, but I don’t have that many years of my life to sink into the game.

I forgot about that. I take back what I said.

Not just 6'5", but 245 lbs of muscle to boot.  I’m much smaller, and when I fly, even I’m tight in those seats in coach.  For $1500 I’d do it with a smile and ask for anything he could autograph to throw in, which I’d hock for some more cash.

Crispy eggs is probably a preference.  I’m more of a smooth texture with no browning of the egg (low and slow, maybe with a lid on the pan).

Stretch marks galore!

Report: Andy Reid’s “Expected” To Eat Vegetables.