Wow!  I’ve always thought Rachel Dolezal needs mental help, but that’s all the evidence I need.

I never knew rule 34 applied to birthday cakes, but you learn something new every day.

If they know what kind of car you drive, where you live, or anything personal about you, then leave teenagers alone.  They are a shitty bunch of a-holes.  Avoid any conflict with them at all costs.

I’m on board with this.  I don’t even like gin, but it sounds like a good gift for someone.

Drink all the prosecco and give us an update on the crisps.

I have no opinion, but I do enjoy some on my burger once in a blue moon.

This would work  in any Cheech & Chong movie, so I can understand if the dude was confused.

School lunches can go from shitty to crappy, which is a huge step up.

Lou: Ay-uh, Chief, we have this famous running back over here who appears to have beat this woman.

When you say “hot sauce”, do you mean something more vinegar based, like Tobasco or something like Cholula?

Quaker Oats recipe (sans raisins, you heathens!) is probably the best I’ve ever had. Not complicated and simple enough for people to enjoy the simple flavor of an oatmeal cookie without having conflicting tastes and textures.

The only way to prove that out is to take the top 10 songs from the various charts, Pop, R&B, Adult Contemporary, etc., and then google the lyrics to see the results. From there, you can categorize them by key words or phrases in check boxes, generally speaking, to get a quantitative summary. That could absolutely be…

How many songs do you hear about stalking, how am I supposed to live without you, looking in people’s windows, murder, I’m going to ruin your life, and a bunch of other themes and lines that could be considered offensive? The discontent seems very minute considering the catalogs that make up the vast majority of…

The meatballs and the gravy define the store (though personally prefer the salad with the mustard-ish dressing and lox).

Obesity will cure itself.

I’ll continue to taste the grapes. But, I tend to only look at them when they are in season. I mean, I taste them at the farmer’s market.  Frankly, it’s a practice that has kept me buying a better selection of foods and not the crap that stores usually put right in front so the average person buys it without a thought.

Those names will. There are a lot of parents who really, really, really want their child to get their asses kicked in school.

In today’s current social tones, that’s not even something to get mad about.  That’s just what he was watching on P0rnhub.

I agree with you about a lot of this. UCF deserves some kind of chance.

Whatever happened to the good old names, like Bertha, Helga, Bartholomew, and Steve?