And, lo, the angel spoke gracious words upon the shepard.

I just tried the McD’s app and won nothing.  So, yeah, confirmed theory above.

There are a few Mitsuwa shopping stores in LA.  When we drive down there, me and my son will get away from the rest of the family and go pig out.  The prices are lower and there is variety.  That’s why I like Mitsuwa.

Maybe they just need to try the pastrami dog at Weinerschnitzel. That could easily ween them from other hot dogs.

I did this last night, and the steak turned out perfect. You are the best, Chad!

To consider: When you say, “Hey, let’s go get a sandwich”, no one thinks hot dog.

Deeply satisfied because this is Mandarin Mandarin duck, which is twice as Mandarin than other ducks?

Let’s just say Halloween night was a good night for some grapefruit flavored passing out.

This stuff is good and cheap, like $5-$6 per bottle at TJ’s.

Right?!  Sounds like someone bragging to me. “Oh, I tip 20% because I’m rich.” Bite me, zit stain!  Get out of here with your meals that cost more than $5 and pass me my ramen and bologna.  

Berniemac Carboughtbash should probably lay off the chamomile tea enemas for his IBS. 

Tea began in China. Bendersnack Cucumberwatch’s authority is null and void.

Mandarin duck isn’t hard to find. You just got to look in the right places.

I feel the spirit of not-shitty candy filling my soul. Preach on!  

Are you trying to throw me off, Bruce?

Have you ever seen the movie Unbreakable?  Are you Bruce Willis?

This just seems extremely unfair. If they get charged and get prison time, it could delay their scholarships to Baylor.

I assume the detective he uses for all his investigations is Fletch?

*puts down pitchfork*

Sounds like a win-win.  I hope they had a lovely time.