We would all laugh our asses off and have this video put on various media formats to bring out every Halloween.  Teens are dumb and annoying, so this is pretty well deserved.

I didn’t read The Great Gatsby until I was in college. I have re-read it quite a bit over the years, as it was that damn good.

Absolutely, unequivocally, no.

Flea’s shirt is legit.

But, how much does that hold in comparison to other bottles?  Whenever there is a box redesign, I assume they are cutting more volume out to save money, hoping the consumer won’t pay attention to any changes to how much they get and cost per unit.

I’d really wish someone would apologize to me for whatever the fuck was that they called “salisbury steak” that was served when I was a kid.

For me, a warm, gooey cinnamon rolls would be in my top 50 foods I crave. I have cut out the majority of sugar from my diet (exception of fruits, ketchup, and whatever they put in pasta sauces). But, when I see a cinnamon roll or doughnut in front of me, damn if temptation doesn’t conquer me, even if for just a bite…

Sugar seems to be TJ’s modus operandi.  

*reads article*

I stand corrected.

This thought about Dipshit-In-Queef has had me worried for some time: I wouldn’t put it past this fucker to declare marshall law when the time comes for his reelection. Kind of like the “maintenance” the systems will be having when it’s time to re-enroll or sign up for ACA type health care. He’s definitely got that…

This is the story that needs to be told.

“Taste natural”? Please define that.

It’s in NJ. There is nothing family about that.

Yes, we are all phone.

If I am eating out, and there is something that is “endless”, like bread or salad, I’m fucking eat the living shit out of that food. I drink my free refills until I have to pee every five minutes.  I don’t hold back or take anything home, not even my dignity.

Their cheese is actually pretty good.  A moz/muenster blend (mostly moz?).  Would be better at 100% muenster, but that’s just me loving muenster.

Market to adults, like bran muffins or kale salad or fucking roasted beets-type shit that no kid wants to eat.

Let’s face it. This was Florida. You know the reenactment was shitty, they were shitty people to be around, and they probably were drunk off their ass driving, if they found the other person in the car.

Especially the ones run by drunk frat bros claiming they need lots of female volunteers and a whole bunch of baby oil to pursue the study.