Same! Still Halo 4 Life? I’ve been playing more and more of these card style games.

Holy bat signals! You are ghost from Kotaku past. How have you been? It’s been a long time since I’ve seen some OG Kotaku peeps.

If a customer is being too handy and grabby, then maybe they should.

I’m not color blind, but how does affect servers that are color blind, if at all? No snark intended, but a serious question from someone who just doesn’t know.

Accountants: Gods gift to man.

I am the King of The Takeout. I demand free samples of everything sent to my address:

I dont own a Mac either

I got the pleasure of seeing this guy live.

She’s something special, for sure. I just can’t get enough of her! Loosely Exactly Nicole was a fantastic show, which I didn’t know had a second season (not on FB except with a dummy account I use for dumb, fun phone games). I’ll have to check those out, as I got that swoon thing going on with her, too.

I have worked in management for canneries in the past. Some places are more thorough at checking the can code when labeling the products than other places. And even at times, a can may be produced with the wrong can code on the can, leading to these further mistakes down the line.

Your fortune: You just spent it all on a drink you will regret paying for.

This is my jam.

I have an idea for how to get beer to other neckbeards, assuming they can afford a fast car.

My daughter loves Olive Garden. Anytime we go (maybe once or twice a year), there is a wait. If it’s cram packed, there’s a wait. If there are empty tables I can clearly fucking see right in front of me, there is a wait. Besides the shitty pasta, this is a big reason I never want to go to this damn place. No app in…

Police said that material is being prepared to be released to the public.

Best foods mayo, siracha, and teriyaki sauce mixed together. Good for dipping meats.

If you haven’t watched the documentary on Kalief Browder on Netflix, do it now. That should be mandatory homework for anyone who is involved in learning anything about the legal system, whether they are in police academy, law school, or the janitor who sweeps the courtrooms at night. 

When a meme can no longer outperform reality, there is a certain amount of wide-eyed, head shaking that follows with a sense of hopeless loss of place in the universe.

I understand your celebration of this. It is the best thing about Wisconsin.

Don’t laugh at this, people. The research is sound and true and has plenty of backup to support the facts. The time and effort put in by the kind people of Portland really made this study an astounding success.