Going to sell in Whole Foods? Who would have guessed?

The easy thing to do is just go to Glendale down in LA and hit up a few Persian restaurants. Raffi’s is probably one of the best. The place is a decent size for seating and is usually busy, which is a good sign on both parts.

I would, but you smell vaguely of Jagermeister and a movie theater floor.

See, when I travel, I make sure the place I’m going has a bathroom (no, I don’t do outdoors stuff - not my cup of tea). I am more worried about being stuck in LA traffic, or out in the middle of nowhere driving to Vegas, and having to use a bathroom. That’s why I Imodium my way to the destination. Next few days, I…

Even though this has been updated, I still think McD’s Hot Mustard should have been the entrant into the mustard category. I can see why Carl’s Jr buffalo sauce wouldn’t be allowed in, as it’s really just Frank’s sauce.

*sees attractive person*

This is kinja at it’s finest. Kudos!

That would work with most food, but not kimchi. That pungent smell is part of it’s charm.

My wife’s family used to pickle their own with sliced onion and a boiled egg inside the pickling juice. Try being polite when you first meet them and have dinner. I did the right thing, and ate what was given me, but never again. Oh, never again.

Unless there is no where to tie up the horse.... unless the horse comes inside, too?

As long as I can’t smell rotten fish breath, I’m cool with that.

I reflect this sentiment, but encourage everyone to enjoy whatever small pleasures they can.

Maybe you were looking for the vending machines in BioShock? They offer many things, ammo, health packs, genetic upgrades (if memory serves correctly, anyway).

Look, Tommy, or Who ever your name is. Can You Hear Me? I Can’t Explain things enough to Your Generation. Maybe you had too many Substitutes back in school, or just skipped class altogether to go play Pinball. So, get back on your little Magic School Bus, Be Lucky that you get a good education, and send me a Postcard…

I watched some of the first season of Just Add Magic with my daughter. Couldn’t get my son to watch that one, but we did enjoy Gortimer Gibbon’s Life on Normal Street. That’s another good one that is kid oriented on Amazon and full of awesome sauce.

+1 bayeux tapestry

As an act of solidarity, I too will not watch porn today, all day, until work is over and I have left the office for good!

When I came back to the US, I had a hard time learning that 7-11's suck here, except for the ultra-mega-super-triple-double-Gulps (pretty sure that’s a thing). I really miss getting a rice ball with a surprise middle, since I couldn’t read the language and was too embarrassed to ask what it was as a kid. Worked out…

I mean, who is this guy? WHO?

1600 calories doesn’t even cover the cheese curds and beer in Minnesota.