Wait a minute. By any chance, do you run the Wendy’s twitter account?

I saw this, as I follow the fast food chains I like (no, I am not as thin as I could be - why do you ask?). I thought they were being kinda jerky, too. I don’t mind a good ribbing, but some of this was a little too harsh, like fast food wars are on!

No clean up necessary! Just get a bunch of turtles and give them some time (turtle time can be a bit long so bring a book) to do their thing.

The WAGS are not going to like this one.

Feed them a snack before 3 so they aren’t hungry when 3 rolls around. Then, have dinner together at a decent time, which is more ideal.

I wasn’t going to have McD’s for lunch today, but now that is all I can think about. It’s only 9:30 here, so the wait feels SO LONG!

People often tell me I look like a younger Tom Selleck in his super sexy days. I believe it. Just look at the photographic evidence!

Being that people at Gawk-Giz use slack a lot, I have a good idea of what sparked this one. :/

Damn, that is nice looking!

So many nuts in the comment section of the CR article that an allergen statement is needed before reading.

I had to look her up to know something about her, which was all good and awesome. But, they then said this:

Do they make special glasses for wine coolers? I need something more my taste.

For me, the pinnacle of the hot dog is the pastrami dog at Weinerschnitzel. As is. Not the all beef one, either. I might sneak one in before I get home tonight with all this hot dog talk.

Yep, they also come in Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Purple Horseshoes, and Red Balloons!

Having tasted pizza from both chains, I’m not sure there is a win in here anywhere.

It really just depends who is on the receiving end of the bribes when it comes to FIFA. Just a few million lining some pockets, and Des Moines suddenly looks like a place people really, really want to be.

I will assume the comments section is printed inside the bag. Never look inside the bag.

Reminds me of the old Dead Milkmen song.

Well put. I’m going to share this with my son going into these tween years, as he seems a little in that lost phase.

Man, Rubio isn’t even the one that was pissing me off the most. The NRA spokesperson was probably the worst person I have ever seen representing a group, and I’ve seen The Kardashians on my damn TV!