This thinking is why McDonald’s burgers are Inadequate, Man.

First 2 replies were kinja’d. Let’s try again.

Never forget when she carjacked that one guy and went on a police chase, then said the person who did this was a “black kid”. So, yeah, she is a bit of a bad person.

I tried to listen to this the other night. My tastes as a teenager were shit.

That is what I tried to tell my friend. But, his mom was already chewing him out for not being more supportive of his brother. The wedding should be happening about now, so I should probably text and see if he left his ringer on. :)

What the hell is the hiring process with these assholes? I know some of it is based on “donations” (totally not bribes). Some of it is based on how big an asshole they are. Some of it is based on “Hey, she’s my daughter and I’ve got a boner for her”. But, seriously, what the hell?!

I agree.

My wife doesn’t like the San Marzanos. She’s prefers just the regular whole peeled tomatoes in cans for her red sauce. I tend to agree with her on this. We do have certain brands we don’t buy, because of individual brand quality, though. Just not the San Marzono tomatoes.

See, my ego would have said, “Damn, they are trying to look like me!”

One person on twitter said he saw a person hit a cop and another person puke while walking then start dancing, all this happening in the first few minutes they arrived. Kinda paints a picture.

I started my fascination with EDC when I was in Vegas at the same time the festival was going on. This year, they had 400+ medical calls for each of the first two days. I remember seeing that they had 27 arrests for felony drugs for one of those days. Plus, they are outdoors and the temp on Saturday morning when I…

Sleep can’t help this ol’ mug, Other Patrick, but I can understand how it might help some others with borderline-okay looking faces.

I do this with spaghetti noodles, but chop up kalamata olives to give it a bit of saltiness that the eggs need for flavor. Quite tasty!

Claire, when it comes to ramen and such, your best source is The Ramen Rater. The person who runs the site has been a commentator here on LH in the past. That’s really a great source to pick, as ramen flavors and varieties come and go in the market places each year.

Exactly this. We have had to talk to employees before about their body odor. We have had to have the talk about plumbers crack. We have had MANY talks about grooming that some people just don’t get. If you are lucky enough, HR will do it for you. Sometimes though, when you are the manager, that talk is something…

Coach Hines best work was definitely while he was still on MadTV.

Because of my love for GLOW back in the day - they had the most f’d up time slot(s) - I might be watching that GLOW tv series. Other than that, it seems there isn’t much else I’d be interested in, with Moana and El Chapo being exceptions.

Functional relationships aren’t the easiest thing for anyone, even married people. I have a friend, let’s call him John. Now, John is a great guy! Great sense of humor. He’s got good qualities. His now ex, let’s call her Mary, is a phenomenal person! Smart. Artistic. Always with a positive attitude.

Lifehack: Don’t subscribe or read anything that involves GOOP.