The next gen Kardashian, eh?

That’s why I only drink organic wine.

This is actually true. I don’t get it myself. She’s trained our children to like the same. Subversive, I tell you!

We should get overalls and wear them all around town. Together!

You should sue them for over 100 million dollars!

I, like the tasteless person I am, like leftover fries from the microwave, sometimes even just cold. So, what I have done is started ordering more than what we want. That way, I’m covered, because she will Putin them every time.

That was the same on my email account, my main one, that I’ve had since 1995. I used it once or twice, maybe. I don’t even recall the password for it.

My wife is Russian. I have seen her steal my french fries. They are not to be trusted.

The Have I Been Pwned sight is useful, peeps. Try it out for giggles.

That makes sense. You’d be worth more to your friends, like $5000 more.

Dear Patrick,

Missing a number 53 on the side.

Like these ladies?

Mizkan.

IHOP (gross, I know) used to have a Cinnabon French Toast. Absolute best I’ve ever had! I’m sure someone has a copy of the recipe somewhere on the web, for those more industrious than I.

Of all the off-the-shelf ponzu I have ever had, that really is the best brand. I have 2 bottles at home, one is just for backup.

If you do draft behind someone not in a race, make sure you tell them that is what you are doing. Otherwise, you might be the creepy person who keeps following people a little too closely.

Freight really isn’t my worry. I have Prime for the music and movies and free shipping. That I consider a sunk expense that helps with Christmas for the kids and various things I cannot get in the area I live without a 3 hour drive into the small shops of downtown LA.

Thanks for sharing this with us, Andy! You’re the best. Don’t ever leave us!

The only reason I know about it is from watching L&O: SVU when they brought in some guy who had the 88 tattooed on his wrist. Munch explained it aloud and I wondered if that was really a thing. Now I know how to better identify asshat bastards in my community.