This tweet made my day (as much as one’s day can be made these days...)

Yet.

I hope NONE of them are there in six months.

All the Bronzer in the world isn’t going to shine this turd.

It’s the same dream logic that got Carson the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

He’s basically a stereotypical Wall Street shark from an 80s movie. He walked off of a stock photo, of course his suit fits.

Actually just a slightly older version of Scott Baio.By the by,this morning watched a clip of him calling the tangerine troglodyte the president of the Queens county bullies.There must of been some heavy usage of knee pads in the Oval office before he made his debut this afternoon.

this guy has ‘that look’...

Nope, nothing shady looking about him.

(Also, he looks like a velociraptor. A not-awesome one.)  

Excellent question.

He claims he loves Trump NOW, but apparently he used to HATE the fucker:

“But does he want to hold the president’s HAND?”

There’s something bizarre about his lips. I bet it’s an awful thing to behold when he and the president make out.

For a guy who talked so much about “draining the swamp”, Trump seems to really love these Wall Street elite types...

Who bets Trump hired him because he saw Italian-American name and thought he’d get a mafiaso?

You guys, when he took the podium today he asked everyone to congratulate Sarah Huckafuck Sanders for becoming the new press secretary and literally three people clapped and they were all trump staff. I will take whatever I can get at this point.

yes yes...but is he in love with the president?

Orange is the new white.

is apparently a younger, more literate, and more dashing version of Donald Trump.

Scaramucci... he’s married to one of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, right?