fair enough!

Not unless he’s dragged out in handcuffs first.

First reading I thought you wrote “whorehouse.”

I still harbor a secret dark fantasy that Biden too a massive Chipotle with triple cheese shit in the duct work, and Cheeto In Chief can’t figure out why the whole WH reeks.

And then retake that creepy pic with Ivanka... bleh.

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

Of course he thinks it’s a dump, there are reminders of all his more competent predecessors everywhere, including paintings of them. Put some big guilded mirrors up and he’ll suddenly want to stay where he can see that handsome man with yuge hands out of the corner of his eye as he ignores briefings.

Not enough fake gold plating everywhere apparently.

“Get this fellas, there’s not a single gold plated toilet. Not one.”

There are plenty of other people who not only *want* to live there, they even want the job that comes with it.

Of course he said that.

Good lord. It’s pretty well-known that people who immigrate to foreign countries are generally accepting and open of that country’s beliefs. That’s why 98% of Asian Americans vote Democratic.

I’m deeply hesitant to give atheistic assholes of the Maher/Dawkins variety a pass, and I think the argument that religion is the root of our problems kinda does that.

I, too, am more accepting of gay people than I am of white evangelicals.

Why are we still trying to make Armie Hammer a thing?

Dear Hollywood,

Collusion doesn’t have to be successful to be collusion. As a matter of fact, the actual underlying crime of conspiracy doesn’t require a successful act at all, just a meeting of the minds in search of criminal act. These goobers should really get some better lawyers so they stop saying dumb shit.

Agreed.

I heard Jeff Flake shilling for his new book on Morning Edition today, which was like ok great, but I want to know if Jeff Flake plans on actually doing anything about this mess or is he just gonna keep on voting 95.5% in line with 45 (per fivethirtyeight’s calculations)? Talk is cheap.

• Jared Kushner told congressional interns (??) that the Trump campaign was too disorganized to collude with Russia. [Foreign Policy]