He would jerk off on his deathbed to the idea that something in the government got named after him.

He chose this to be his running-mate.

NO

Partially because the current man in office kept pressing the “oh well no one with THAT kind of name could be born in America” issue.

the deep state

Sure, Dipshit Donny, you can pardon yourself... it worked for Nixon, didn’t it?

Well, for one, that same man—who might have been a voice of reason, integrity, and sharp opposition—decided to roll over while a vocal fringe hijacked his party.

ALL CAPS next time

I teach High School Social Studies. Every year, I inevitably cover the Presidential power to pardon, and I always ask the same question of my classes: “Who can the President NOT pardon?” Usually, 2/3s to 3/4s of the students will answer “himself/herself.” They’re 16.

Hey, hopefully this ends some day and we can all laugh when the Trump amendment is passed requiring the president to have complete financial disclosure, prevents any federal official from self absolution, requires the president to relinquish control of any possible conflicts of interest from him, his family, or anyone…

This post is wonderful. If this was on Fusion I would have the power to release its greatness from the greys. Alas, we’re on Jezebel and I am no one.

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

is that why the people doing the investigatory phase of this shit keep getting replaced by those under investigation? because there’s nothing there?

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

A more rational President would have stepped down by now.

Part of me really hopes he tries this. Watching him crash and burn will be so entertaining.

He’s ready to go to the mat to keep us from seeing his taxes. They must be the Ark of the Covenant of returns.

There should be a requirement to have your penis photographed and put on a public database to get a license.

Will someone please shoot trophy hunters.