She seems fine with it but also maybe don’t look to Vice for ethical standards?

Wait, what the hell are you talking about

Shut down the internet. We have a winner.

Um, what?

No, attorneys general is correct. They are attorneys (noun). The “general” is a descriptor and adjectives don’t become plural. Same with sisters-in-law (not sister-in-laws).

Nope. The reason black people are assumed to be criminals is because people are racist. Black criminals will always exist just as white criminals do.

No, that would just be racism. The fact that black criminals exist is not why black people en masse are seen as criminals.

Alternatively, the tumor could be a side effect of exposure to Sarah Palin. There’s no way she’s not SOMEHOW involved.

Well, I happened to see two of the comments you dismissed (I’m only assuming you did), and they were both more sensible than you being a hypeman for a sad old bat who’s brought pain upon her family and others. But hey, do you. Maybe you two will get to share a milkshake one day and skip out on the bill.

I adore this woman. Free her this instant.

Right? I saw the documentary about her and listened to this long NPR thing about her and I was like: “Am I square for thinking this woman is just a lying sack of shit who has no respect for what isn’t hers?”

You’re not being a square — you have an appropriate response. She’s a criminal. It might seem cute because she’s old and big deal, how much can an 86 year old woman steal, but this lady has been doing it her whole life, including back when it wasn’t cute. I love Jezebel, but damn, they know how to pick em sometimes.…

She’s a criminal (who was caught committing a crime while on probation for having committed another crime, by the way). She should be subject to the consequences of her crimes. Nothing you wrote changes that.

This person also is an identity thief. You know, a person who ruins other people’s lives. But keep celebrating her because she is old and cute. Fucking idiots.

Really? So she’s just a shitty human who likes to steal jewelry and people’s identities then? Interesting that this blog fawns over her.

If she were a 30 year-old dude, I’m sure your tone would be quite different.

“Payne is currently being held without bond in the DeKalb County Jail.”

A brain tumor f*cking with his common sense would sure explain his choosing Palin as his running mate in 2008

From a half million dollar Monte Carlo jewel heist to a $86 walmart lift? My, how the mighty have fallen.

Sellout. I only shoplift from local mom & pop stores, or the neighborhood farmer’s market. Keep it in your community!