Yes, because the patriarchy hurts everyone.

Perhaps it has nothing to do with your wife's size and more to do with your size? Peni get irreversibly smaller as men get older. Also, you're an ass.

SWEET IM TOTALLY GOING TO WAIT FOR THE 2015 MODEL.

Ya know, I thought it was hilarious when it happened to Bush, but NOBODY messes with Hil-Dog. Double standard? YEP.

With fucking cheese and lobster?

Yep, those people who say everyone "did just fine" argue that time with the new human they created is unnecessary, that the woman who went through hell is OK on her own, and that things around the house just got done by magic.

all true, but you are leaving something out. You DO NOT DARE BITCH about any of this, because it's legitimately ten times rougher for your wife. She will straight-up cut you, with total justification.

Proud that this woman represents me. I emailed her a couple weeks ago about the Michael Boggs judicial nomination and got a real, actual response from her - not just a form letter. If only the rest of Congress cared about the people they allegedly represent...

I was hoping you guys would cover the "Call of Duty" rape sketch, that is much more important than this

What gets me is these guys never even pay lip service to any area where an actual Christian minority might genuinely be having problems or even be in real peril, like Egypt. But those are weird brown Coptic Christians, I guess.

The crazy thing is it almost seems like they are saying "this institution and belief system is so fragile that 7,000 Muslims can convince the other 3.7 million to turn away from their beliefs if we don't do something".

Right, k, this is evidence that we need to disband the Greek system errywhere.

Listen, I am sure this necrophiliac sea shanty has been taken entirely out of context.

One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.

...are we not supposed to be eating them?

I can't even.

So long as we can keep the lyrics the way that they are intended to be and not censor them. That video of the performance at the Tony Awards had me giggling.

you don't know miserable until you've been in a college version of the original, non-musical version. all of the suicide, none of the songs.

Man...saying that caffeine is the best drug is like saying the best thing in your house is the floor.

thats right.