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Elise Andrew at I Fucking Love Science posted a response on Facebook to all the people who are accusing her of being paid by the pharmaceutical companies every time she talks about vaccinating.

Not to mention that it stars the two funniest performers on SNL this season IMHO.

I think Kate McKinnon is one of the best players SNL has had in a long time. And she does the absolute best Justin Bieber ever!

Yiss! Me too!

  1. You got: Bobby

Apparently I am a sick fuck because I got Sweeney Todd.

+ 1 million for the Lysistrata reference!

I pretended to be pregnant with quintuplets and everything ended well. Funny how the media never reports on stories with a positive ending.

Or, you know, by the world acknowledging a woman's inherent personhood.

Claire Underwood?

If covering birth control in an insurance plan is a burden on your religious beliefs just wait until you're stuck with the burden of all those female employees on maternity leave.

My little cousin is getting married in a month and recently tagged all of her attendants in a facebook post about her "Wedding Party Biggest Loser" contest. Apparently she's rewarding the bridesmaid who loses the most weight by the wedding day.

I feel like we are staring slack-jawed and drooling into this portal of crass vacuous excess and she is the only self aware being involved, looking back out at us with a piercing gaze to express her concern for the human race.

My dog ate three copies of the most recent Song of Ice and Fire mainly because he's an asshole.

"...grift political money!"

Jack Daniels over Absinthe? JACK DANIELS OVER ABSINTHE? I mean, to be fair, I doubt everyone has had the magical absinthe moments that I have been lucky enough to experience. One time I got wasted on it at a Peter Pan themed college ball where I was DRESSED AS TINKERBELL, i.e. an actual green fairy, and spent a good

Gin vs. Rum.

Yay!! It can't come soon enough!

Sorry, NOT SORRY EVEN A LITTLE.