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Are we sure he is not apologizing for using a capital N when a lower case would have been kkkorect?

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit Read more

Cleveland has now traded back up to take the decaying corpse of the grandmother.

Clattenburg’s Muhammad ibn Saud Martyr’s Cup tattoo is going to be epic.

Minnesota underclassman: “Doesn’t matter who coach is we don’t want to play for administration. Countless people will transfer if possible” Read more

Man, I’m a defense attorney and spend all day every day fighting for the due process rights of accused criminals, including rapists. Nobody is saying crimes should be adjudicated by secret tribunals. These dudes are suspended from playing a fucking football game. They haven’t even been expelled from school yet (their… Read more

The problem is that the short video clip shows that she appears to be engaging in consensual sexual contact with the first two. Of course that doesn’t mean she didn’t revoke her consent with them later or that that means she consented to anything with the other 10 after.

Dude. Read more

Why is this not black?

the other side of the pillow is 13.5 degrees less hot according to sources close to the pillow industry. #whataretheseemotions Read more

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Nick Faldo: 3 Masters wins. Read more

"This will really drive US Basketball and Pacer Paul George replica jersey sales, sources say. Will it offset loss of revenue from ending game 8 minutes early? Time will tell." Read more

Not saying he has a fetish, but...

How come you didn't file this under "Idiots on the Field"?

Sorry to be a pedant, but "The Times of London" doesn't exist. It's "The Times". If you have to be precise, "The Times" of London.

I know deadspin's purpose in life is to troll but to refer to Slash as both "washed up" and as a "hair metal" guitarist in one sentence is truly breathtakingly feigned ignorance of music. Well played sir, well played.