Is anyone else hearing her say this in a Boston accent? Fawk Owff!

Racing gaffs shouldn't be a reason for dismissal. E.g. Murray Walker.

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…

[KTVU Reporter]: This just in...KTVU has learned that two Bay-Area Natives were among the 23 injured during the 'Running Of The Bulls' in Pamplona. These individuals have been identified as Gordon B. Hind and Noam Oarlegs.

Let me put this into context: bowler, pitcher, grand slam, none of that matters. He is an Aussie cricketer, and therefore a cunt.