A very fair point, sir/mam. I accept. 

For what its worth, Trump, you couldn’t carry Pompeo’s jockstrap either. Your tiny ass fingers render them useless for carrying basically anything.

Over/Under on the number of Ric Flair “Wooos” you hear per night (regardless of the type of shot take)? I’m setting it at 25 but have no clue how large/busy your bar is so it’s just a gut call from bartending days.

Now please explain why I can down a bottle of whiskey and while being shitfaced will not have to urinate more than a couple times. I can drink, volume wise, with the best of them so do not judge. 

We sure have, kinda. Want to join us for some good old Little Person Tossing this weekend?

I used to be one of the truly moronic Skins fans who thought “pssh, we’re bad but not Jets/Browns/Jags/at times Dolphins bad”.
It wasn’t until a few years ago when I finally admitted to myself no, jackass, your team is as bad as the worst and in many ways leads the league in the level of misery they’ve passed on to…

I was telling my mother this and she got all defensive for some reason (not sure why, she’s not even a Harris supporter lol), thought about it for a second, and said yeah that’s actually probably the case.

A great moment in Skins history, this is true, but in all fairness I was a wee lad back then so if not for ESPN Classics as a kid I wouldn’t have even seen the highlights.

I feel your pain, man. Does make Sundays more enjoyable to not stress over the game’s outcome though right? Why worry about my Skins losing on a last second FG when I can rest assured knowing they’ll lose by 30.

See you when you get here, bud!

Yes.

... and then you’ll wake up, hungover as all hell but thankful for the vivid dream.

Cops can say what they want, this brother got himself and his family home safe and sadly that is a win in this country. Sue their asses to force as much change as you can (won’t hold my breath), but the other real victory here is the man wasn’t taken from us because he weighed his odds and took the best option…

The best and most effective protest against Fox also sadly explains why so many people fall for their lies.

Funny you said that, his handlers just think they’re smarter than they are. In an attempt to make it seem like he cares about renewal energy, they use the wind energy from the helicopter blades to recharge the batteries that powers his mouth and brain (separately). Sadly they don’t realize that it’s fuel powering the…

Tony Chachere’s is the shit. Kirk Cousins performs under pressure in a manner which screams he just took one.

This is true. Random and mostly unrelated, am I crazy for thinking Mayock wouldn’t have been worried about fair one with AB, and very well may have been able to take him 1 on 1? Stamina/physical condition aside, something tells me Mayock has a combination of old(ish) man strength coupled with some “fight dirty when…

“Most reports confirm that the alleged assault on Goodell did NOT take place in Alabama, however there are conflicting accounts from one specific source....”

I wonder what would happen if a player committed an act of violence against Goodell, but it wasn’t caught on camera and details remained murky aside from what we’d hear from the player and Goodell specifically. Would that player be given the Tyreek Hill treatment?

Her face in that pic screams “I just berated the hell out of my snotty nosed children and didn’t have a chance to squeeze a turd out beforehand”. Her face muscles are strained and that smile could not be more forced/fake.