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Oh I get that it’s effectively the same—I just happen to feel personally affronted and ashamed when I see a fellow Cuban-American millennial pull this shit. When I found out Enrique Tarrio is Afro-Cuban, I about died inside. I was so embarrassed I thought “is this what it would feel like to shit my pants in front of a

Friends don’t let friends vote Republican.

Remember when “conservative” meant “as little government as possible”?

Fuck the GOP. So happy for Ohio today.

Hey, conservatives: Fuck you!

This is a very big tell. I’ve lived in the Buckle of the Bible Belt for the last 12 years, and the only people who thought that our churches in “Church City USA” are from Ohio. Many left because they couldn’t handle our liberalism, which I would just plain call fanatic racism.

No, I think we all need to wait for you to remove your head from your asshole so you can eat your borscht through your mouth instead. 

Wait, corporations are irritated that consumers in a free market are modifying their behavior to get the best prices? You created this problem, airlines. These are your chickens coming home to roost.

Juneteenth celebrates the final end of American slavery, when the Union army finally liberated the slaves in the most remote region of Texas following the Civil War. I personally consider it a worthy holiday, celebrating Emancipation in the United States, probably the most important single thing to happen since the

If I had to choose between Juneteenth and 4th of July, let’s just say I’ll be barbequing a couple weeks’ early moving forward.

The issue with qualified immunity is that its existence is based upon a SCOTUS decision, in other words, a legal doctrine. It has been expanded since its first inception and not for the better. It does not have a Constitutional basis nor is it truly Congressional law.

I’m surprised he hangs around with anyone old enough to drink.

Is Tucker’s wife Susan in a Melania Trump type of marriage agreement where she cleans up if they split in exchange for giving him an air of legitimacy and preventing people from thinking he’s a creepy weirdo? Or is she choosing to live a Flowers in the Attic type of living situation where she doesn’t read the news or

Here in Michigan today, Gov. Whitmer signed the law that erases the old anti-abortion law(s) out of existence, so it’s a little brighter today here in the Mitten State.

From the Guardian review of the documentary:

I dream of the timeline where social media simply doesn’t exist, so my perspective is certainly biased.

Wait, were they even prisoners? What’s that?

Slow news day? What he said was rather dumb, tone deaf, and irrelevant to the occasion, but nothing worth getting worked up over.

This woman will alter her wording to suit the circumstances as long as someone is willing to put a camera and microphone in front of her face.

Maybe fair, but having your name on the movie as a producer definitely does not necessarily mean you own even partial responsibility over any safety incidents that arise”