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That’s a great memory. I too have fond memories playing scrabble with a family member, in my case mom. She absolutely demolished me nine times out of ten, with the one time out of ten being a fluke win for me. In hindsight she probably felt bad and let me coast to victory every once in a (long) while knowing she could

What’s the biggest and/or most impressive word he’s put down on a scrabble board? Definitely monosyllabic and likely incorrect spelling, whatever it is.

You know, I had that exact commentary ready to be included at the end of my comment but figured it would better if someone tacked it on after the fact. You came through in the clutch, Drew.

Satan told her to look both ways before crossing over to the dark side, to which replied “I’m a step ahead of ya”.

He kind of looks like a mashup between John Calipari and Papa John. 

Ah, the good old “It rubs the lotion on its skinflute”. Been there

Lol was going to say the same, fucking idiot.

Haha well here’s to small victories and not letting them be overshadowed by overzealous (among other adjectives....) finance companies!

LOL do you have a Nissan by chance? I have a 350Z and it’s got a huge tank so I feel comfortable when “--” shows on the meter. Not comfortable per se, maybe just accepting of the fact I’ve yet to run out of gas so it (probably?) won’t happen.

I have the opposite of “Gas Tank Paranoia”, referred to in my circle as “Ride until the low fuel light comes on, then ride some more”. Every time I drive a car I own or have driven at least a few times I know exactly how much gas I have even if I have no damn clue how much I have.

One of the attendees would hurl a roll of TP his way in a quasi basketball shooting form.

First pic screams “ahhh it’s coming out, hope its not loud” *grunts*. Second one is more “oh yeah that’s the stuff right there” *sigh of relief*. Third one is 100% “fuck this stinks” *shrugs*.

I only had one but made mine count!

Proud of you, brother. Keep fighting the good fight and never let anyone or any system hold you back.

We welcome any other recommendations in the meantime, because “let’s just wait until our fucked up society determines shooting unarmed black and brown people is totally wrong and we begin holding cops accountable” is not working and never, ever will. I prefer supplementing the fight many of us are knee deep in, i.e.

Or, as (many; I won’t say all to be fair to LEOs who do their jobs with honor and dignity) cops would say, a regular Wednesday.

“Over my [not dead per se, but temporarily incarcerated] body!

Not addressing your comment overall, but if “It’s the laziest writing I think I’ve ever witnessed” is accurate, I applaud you for not watching Lost beyond the first couple seasons.

Followed by her really powerful catch phrase

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