First dog food. Then dog shit.

Charlie Sheen is a dad and he’s been burning people for decades. This is not a new trend, sadly.

LOL. Well it may as well be because my body undergoes various changes the one time a month I decide to run....

Almost as brutal as running period (for me at least)!

Pictured: Death by a thousand chins

All about the little things in life......which often times require foolishly long waits.

Tell me about it! I watched either a 30 for 30 or other documentary on their run and by the 3rd or 4th it felt like they knew they were going to lose. Almost better off just losing in the AFC Championship at that point.

I think the Buffalo Bills have that marketed cornered across the 4 major US sports....

Clearly it rubs the lotion on its skin

50% of the time, walls work every time.

Technically we’d all be kings regardless because we all have one eye. The brown eye that prays to the porcelain goddess.

This

Trubisky just has that X factor that guys like Mahomes will never have..... sure Mahomes will win games damn near by himself during important stretches of games, but Trubisky just LOOKS the part. There’s something to be said for that. Or something. More words. End. 

“Don’t do it, Bud!”

Starred for “pucked anus”. Nice.

Chopped (his leg off)

Any feedback on this specific RCA TV? The QLED issue aside, as I realize this is not one, just curious if this is a good deal for size/price/quality purposes.

Any feedback on this specific RCA TV? The QLED issue aside, as I realize this is not one, just curious if this is a…

There was (is; he still works there) a guy at my old office in Philly whom we nicknamed “brush n flush” because he’d brush his fucking teeth while shitting. You could very clearly hear the brushing noises he’d make while sitting on the toilet, followed by a spit sound with a couple farts sprinkled in for good measure.…

I sincerely hope you’re right about one day confronting our decisions in front of society. The problem is too many of these jerkoffs know (feel) they won’t be confronted by anyone they deem capable of negatively impacting their lives or standing in society. There’s no punishment for people who say and do certain…

It was in reference to the oft used talking point people bring up whenever gun control is brought up for any reason. “Well what about the gun violence in Chicago?”