One thing all Americans should agree on- white dude shown in the pic (which I assume is right from the Federalist page?) looks hella racist. Like he just used 3 or 4 slurs immediately before putting that cancer stick back in his mouth.

Free Palestine, always and forever

You’re overthinking it. The advertiser just decided the original choice was not suitable for television, not to mention too in-your-face:

Well if you are ever in need of some moist butt wipes after your bubble guts but have run out, just take regular TP and dip it in their Garlic Sauce.

Unfortunately for him, he was banished from the Tribe when he declared “soccer is for libtard pussies”.

For various random reasons I’ve been in bodegas/corner stores/whatever you call them regionally across America, and there’s one thing I’ve learned (aside from the fact these store owners markup products, cover up expiration dates with “SPECIAL” stickers, and tend to have “Smile, You’re on Camera” signs right next to…

I read this all in Samuel L Jackson’s voice, exactly how he recited that verse in Pulp Fiction before lighting those kids up.

It was a good read, well done

FWIW that “hole” killed at least 17 people and injured a couple dozen more... not refuting anything you said, but as far as attacks on our military goes this wasn’t exactly a non-issue.

If and when you have genuine commentary to add, don’t hesitate to do so. Your input is welcome and if anyone tells you different fuck em.

You clearly stood next to “Kap” in a men’s room one day and became forever changed when you realized your dick’s tiny. 

That vehicle is Cesar’s spirit animal. 

That Trump-standing-on-the-Trump-tank visual is unreal. Reminds me of the t-shirts with tye dye print and a huge wolf/bear/other animal graphic, only infinitely more redneck-ish.

They yell SHOOOOOT not BOOOO. 

If that happens, gotta take it back to the Panther days and stand near the polling places with shotguns or rifles. Of course they’ll accuse US of intimidation in that case, but fuck it. Let us vote without fear of retaliation or dodge bullets. They respect nothing, but fear everything. Let’s give them something to…

GOP, in response to your comment: Tribal?? The country is not tribal!!! We are one Nation under (an apparently racist, sexist, homophobic) God. Stop using Indian words and speak AMERICAN!

He didn’t flinch because it was a basketball and not Chris Childs’ fists

Tradebait

Satan himself

And Isiah Thomas, while working for the Knicks, tried to persuade the head coach to splice game footage with scenes from Irreversible.