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... who deserves the same, yes the same, basic level of respect as any other person on earth.

....which would be a decent point (actually no, it wouldn’t) if not for the fact the letter is fake. 

Thank you for saying that, I didn’t want to get in to the details but you’re 100% correct. Absolutely horrific all the way around.

May as well have said that shit to Malcom X, too. 

My uncle fought in ‘Nam, was subjected to Agent Orange more times than he could recall, and came home absolutely fucked up (and still led a productive life despite it) because of it/other factors. Only thing I can say aside from fuck this douche bag Trump is I’m glad my uncle did not live to hear/see this shit.

“Um, EXCUUUUSE me!!?? Cashier?? Cashier?? I only eat paleo-friendly snacks and this place is stocked with unacceptable items. Where are the fucking dried snap peas???”

I dunno, Geoff. I’d argue that Pakistan’s national Cricket team would destroy India. But that’s just my humble (and completely unrelated/random/pointless) opinion so I welcome your take on the topic of global climate change. Or cricket. Or.... College basketball? Any ways, good chat Greg.

It pains me and pisses me off to say this, but as someone who’s busted his ass while running (ironically, from cops on several occasions) I applaud this dude’s form. He knew he was about to eat grass/pavement so he began his tuck n roll move at the perfect time. The momentum gave him the ability to pop right back up,

UPDATE (8:51 PM) “It’s a misunderstanding, nothing more. The guy responsible for reviewing song lyrics for the game mistakenly thought the lyric said “fap your dick”, and in keeping with protocol had to edit out what he thought was offensive language. He’s been made aware of this error and his employment’s been termina

Hadn’t heard that, thanks for the heads up. As someone with an autistic family member I will gladly retract my comments if that’s the case. I try to be balanced in my judging of others based on actions/behavior, but the more egregious their behavior the harder it is for me to give a fuck.

Lol no you were not. She definitely has a few dead cats in her freezer, too.

Rebecca with the Ready Rock works too because she looks, sounds, and acts like she’s on that pipe. Eyes bugged the fuck out, twitching, the whole nine.

Jubilant

The still image before you press play looks like he’s desperately trying to squeeze out a fart without it being too loud, ala Step Brothers. 

“And yet, I can’t help but blame ‘thug culture’ within the African American community for my fingers being so fat”

Shiiiiiiiiiit, sounds good. Let him walk after this year so my squad can grab him.

Smh ain’t that the goddamn truth. Problem is most of the birds fans I went back and forth with were of the “Philly is for hard-nosed, tough people only” variety so they felt the need to rub my face in a meaningless victory from almost 30 years ago..... when in reality all they had to do was say “Dan fucking Snyder”

That’s fair. I didn’t think they tried any less hard by any means, just didn’t know if it potentially caused (or at least increased) the friction between rival factions within the locker room. I suspect it had much more to do with some defensive players feeling they were being short-changed while guys like Russell

As a Skins fan (yuck, I know; save your shit talking for Why Your Team Sucks, ok?) who lived in Philly for 15 years, the Eagles fan base obsesses over any and everything. Not a knock against them, a lot of fans there know their sports, but man! Prior to this year their sickest burn towards me was bragging about the

This is purely out of curiosity, not calling you out or trying to argue. But I got suckered in to watching First Take this morning (You: *stops reading*, lol) where one of the guests mentioned the coaching staff’s unwillingness to explain the decision to his own players helped to fuel the growing discontent inside the