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Amen, buffalo. I am always the brownest person on the slopes (or close to) and it makes people’s heads explode when they see me ripping past them not giving a shit that their goggles cost more than my entire getup. I’ll be safe, I’ll be courteous, but I will not conform. REBEL

Which is completely valid.... but in my case I wasn’t ruining anything! I know you weren’t there but it was akin to an experienced rider (boarder or skiier) being chastised for “not being careful” because some inexperienced rider decided to go down a black run while going dangerously slow (not to mention wide ass,

“You’re ruining the fresh powder!!!”

This is bullshit! This kid gets to pose with two balls, but when I do it everyone freaks the fuck out?

The fucked up part for David Kim specifically? Won’t be the least bit surprised if he loses the election now* because of his thoughtful, supportive Facebook post. People who think like the person(s) who called the cops on this young man are more numerous than many of us ever assumed (not me; I’ve always known how

It’s our duty to say he’s booty

Perhaps Dusty’s deficiencies don’t look as bad now? I just like saying shit like that to spark debate. So, they’d be 10 games up in the NL East with him as manager and no other changes.

Predatory loans FTW

I love hip hop in general but I’m cool on the new soundtrack. I’ll let the Curtis Mayfield original soundtrack continue to spin and leave Future for the young bucks. After all, the soundtrack shit on the movie so heavily that I don’t even consider the two connected lol.

FWIW, Eminem spent a few weeks/months (year?) roasting Benzino and that “beef” certainly felt relevant if for no other reason than people found it hilarious Benzino thought he could go toe to toe. There are plenty of examples of one side being “not good” and the battle still creating a buzz.... Push/Drake isn’t one of

7th or 8th as I recall, that’s correct (don’t feel like doing the 2 second google check). In fairness I purposefully omitted the draft pick just to make a point, poor job on my part. Ultimately, had they somehow snagged a top 3 pick for example, we would be having a different conversation to an extent. Even then

I got trapped (literally) in to watching First Take this morning and Max Kellerman, when discussing the Kyrie trade/subsequent moves during the season, said something to the effect of “the Cavs broke a dollar in to four quarters, and then broke those four quarters in to nickels”. It’s probably a shitty metaphor, I

No mames, guey

Any number multiplied by 0 equals 0, and since time/life is a flat circle, you’re weirdly right.

“It takes so much Grit and mental fortitude to decide, in the moment, to perform such a dunk in a game of this magnitude”

It’ll take Red Panda some time to get used to her new unicycle, however, as the one the Warriors gave her is larger than the original. How much larger? Somewhere in the neighborhood of a 3:1 ratio.

You said what I said in response to the dude above, albeit in a much more concise way. We’re on the same page.

Part of the problem is “subliminals” have taken over direct disses in Hip-Hop. It went from diss songs where there was no debating who a rapper was getting at to nowadays where there are literally podcasts devoted to dissecting verses and determining who a rapper “might” be dissing (see most recently: Drake on

Ha! Man i miss that fucking show