Or, as Mr. Wu would say, “Swedgen”

A sleaze of their own

Safe to say Collins will not be inviting Apple to his New Years Eve Gala on Sunday evening

True story and apologies in advance for the long post: 7 or so years ago we had a local pick-up bball rivalry with some folks from South Jersey (we’re in Philly). Every Sunday morning in the summer we’d meet up to run a game, intense/same players each week/occasional wagering type atmosphere. One morning we got there…

Yeah, that’s some “it rubs the lotion on its skin”, Buffalo Bill-level scumbaggery. What a disgusting, pathetic excuse for a man.

I’m sitting here thinking about the stories my grandfather told me about the Battle of the Bulge.

“They tried to fuck over me”

If Krasner helps get rid of the ridiculously unfair asset forfeiture program in the city (and all over for that matter) and I’ll be thrilled.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets ignored again

“Because be responsible for over 50% of it while you’re less than 13% of the population should be alarming....” makes no sense. Again, terrible sentence structure and I’m not sure why you included “be” when it doesn’t belong.

Incorrect sentence structure. Go back to fifth grade and learn how to construct proper sentences, then re-enlist in the “Trolling 101” course or get your money back altogether.

Ha! Almost posted:

-Emmitt Smith

No offense but I think you’re a fool for thinking parlays are somehow infinitely better bets than reverses, which takes me right back to the original “parlays/reverses are suckers bets”. The pay outs aren’t dick compared to reverses, and if we’re being technical I never specifically mentioned action reverses as there…

Leon from Curb was my whole motivation for posting that so don’t get me wrong. I just find shit like this hilarious: man or woman has a really unimportant “problem” to tackle, and instead of meeting it head-on he/she cooks up this elaborate scheme to spare their partner’s feelings (aka, to avoid confrontation they’re…

Don’t get me wrong, every bettor loves a good parlay/reverse (personally I’d rather go for the reverse; may sound counter-intuitive based on the overall conservative strategy I take, but if I’m going for it I’m going for it big or not at all) and there is upside if you happen to pick the right games. And by “pick the…

Hence “for the most part”. I agree there are games, for example two home dogs in divisional matchups late in the NFL season where both teams are at least close in terms of talent, where parlays/reverses can absolutely pay off consistently. I’ve just taken so many over the years that I’d rather lay straight bets on…

Option Z (meaning absolute last resort status, try at your own risk*): Have a friend who doesn’t know your significant other well or at all mask up and try to “rob” the two of you while you head to your car with the nasty grub. He/she needs nothing but a ski mask and knife; Your significant other will applaud your…

You forgot to add, parlays/reverses are suckers bets which bookies will gladly take all day every day. Sure you’ll hit one every now and then, but those of us who’ve gambled for a decade plus know to keep away from them for the most part....

Harold Miner, kinda. Didn’t really “love” him but I had an Fleer Ultra card with him shooting a jumper over MJ and I thought it was the coolest thing ever (I was a huge MJ fanboy too so I must have been a wishy washy little prick back then). I followed his 4 or so year career and, naturally, lost interest once he…