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Some advice to any potential customers of the massage parlor by my house: If you think this has a happy ending, you’re right.

He’s got oxy????!!!! Sign the man right now.

As soon as I saw Kuchar waiting by his ball with a befuddled look on his face I knew some people would react that way afterwards, and I do feel for him. Must suck to stand around thinking (and over-thinking) while you wait for one of the best players in the world to figure his shit out, but at the same time that’s

As soon as I saw Kuchar waiting by his ball with a befuddled look on his face I knew some people would react that way afterwards, and I do feel for him. Must suck to stand around thinking (and over-thinking) while you wait for one of the best players in the world to figure his shit out, but at the same time that’s

In a perfect three-way, every gets screwed (and, ideally, comes) anyways.... right?

If there’s such a thing as the perfect bogey, that’s it. I thought he was headed for a double at best.... And certainly didn’t expect him to damn near ace the next hole followed by that fucking eagle putt. Wow

“Since being reinstated, I have found that sitting behind a desk, isolated from all my fellow officers and the citizens of Tulsa, is just not for me.”

“Fuckin Amateur”

Scarier situation involving a lumberjack barreling full speed towards you: Rizzo running towards home plate or Dexter, post-season finale, coming out of retirement at the random lumberyard to satiate his need to kill?

A very fair point; But if and when OBJ takes gets rid of the bleach-job his attitude miraculously changes, I’ll be the first to say “told you so”!

Actually I’d argue his biggest enemy is hair bleach and kicking nets

as a dc sports fan, dreaming is all i have left

KD gets one or two more rings, gets bored, and says fuck it let me join J Wall and Beal..... A man can dream.

He’s kind of right; We’re not laughing, we’re crying (laughing).

-Comment made after almost every drive by every player in the NBA, like evern (but point taken)

Not here to debate anything, just wanted to point out his play right before the end of halftime when he took the inbound pass, made a nasty spin move to shake one defender and then hit a tough layup over what seemed to be the other 4 Warriors defenders was absolutely savage.

Andrew Daisuke blew a 3.0 on the breathalyzer.

So teams have to win the way YOU want them to in order for their championships to be what? Legitimate? The moment free agency was created this possibility came in to play. It’s true that CBA/contract changes made it much more commonplace in recent years but what would you have liked GSW to do? Say “na, we don’t want

How is it reasonable? He says there’s a language barrier; According to the article and from what I’ve heard from him, Odubel speaks english so that doesn’t make sense. Don’t give me any bullshit about him needing to speak “perfect” english to be the team’s cornerstone because you and I both know this is not even close

I enjoyed this, very much.