Fake tough guy? When has he ever shied away from an argument? What defines “real” tough guy? No dog in this fight but I hate when people use “fake tough guy” about a physical player who will get in anyone’s face and hasn’t backed down ever. Melo is a fake tough guy because he literally throws punches while standing…

lol nothing minor about it, though i did think of it quick so fuck it

Or, “I Only Kill If You Act Nervous (or) Try (to) Play (with my freedom)“

Fantastic photoshop job Bryce Wood, A+ work here bud.

Exactly!

There was one play last night where he was the only man back on a 2-on-1 fast break for the Sixers, which 99.9% of the time means an easy bucket for the other team. Dario Saric took the ball from about 2 feet out and went up for a very weak layup, and Melo just literally swiped his arm in the general vacinity of Saric…

Definitely will be buy-one-get-one doubleheaders, too.

He was last seen Washing-tons of piss off his comforter, so I think you have a valid point.

Not to mention the horrific prison riots in various areas of Brazil recently.... Note to self, don’t go to prison in Brazil.

You rang?

A man can dream

The Nets, who don’t have a 1st round pick until my unborn son declares for the NBA draft.

Not if you’ve already been paid!

That’s absolutely not the way you spend time on a boat with a woman, Bill

I too would love to see some more horrifically dope ‘staches and quasi-mullet ‘dos.

Ok, just want to make sure I understand this- he/she shouldn’t tell others to fuck off, but should instead kill his/herself? You’d make one hell of a psychiatrist.

HEEEERE’S AARON!

Except when it’s cold out

The girl behind him in the bottom pic is eating a vienna sausage i think? Chew with your mouth closed, please.