Sheehan can be such a smarmy prick. He got his panties in a bunch over the whole “should Skins sign Cousins to a long-term deal” saga last offseason,and then true to form he would go on and on about how great KC is after every victory. After a bad performance, like the one that resulted in us missing the fucking…

He’s always rumblin, bumblin, stumblin to find his ID amongst all the other shit in there

Mr. Lawrence Taylor jersey has the trifecta going on- jorts with black construction boots and white socks

Not likely, considering the plan is for each new carrier to span 40 acres

Sadly that pic would be even more accurate if it showed the zoomed out version, which depicts the gun going off in its holster and hitting an unarmed black dude who’s on the ground.

In his rival Jack Mehoff’s case, it goes between the other person’s legs. No self-satisfaction needed when your “opponent” is willing to do it for you.

Bodie’s right hook was the best thing that ever happened to baldie

Ah, the good old “Delegator”. Then has the nerve to critique everyone’s shit with statements like “well I would have done it this way, but I guess what you did will work”. Oh yeah? Take your way and shove it up your ass.

Let’s not forget why the Chargers even had the opportunity to get him.... The Redskins, excuse me the Snyders as they were known back then when he meddled more than any other owner, let Marty go after an all-things-considered successful 8-8 campaign. It was his only season, and the Snyders won 8 of their final 11…

Agreed. I don’t want to bury my mother nor do I want her to bury me so I truly feel it wouldn’t be a bad thing to call it a life right around the same time

Holy frijoles, you’re one angry bean

I was gonna say.... why do they have my father’s mugshot up there for this article? Dude looks 60.

.....Except Deez nuts

Assuming they do in fact poop, I’d be more curious to know whether or not they wipe. And if so, with what? The “real” Wild West must have been hard as it is, considering there were no soft/non-irritating Charmin products back then (let alone disposable wet wipes or whatever your preferred product may be)....

God I love that show. Watch it probably once a year just because.

The Bunk don’t need no stocks. He shoots mice with his service weapon and gets hammered before fucking random bar chicks. Then burns his clothes to destroy DNA evidence.

A very fair point. He was the love-hate kind of player I grew accustomed to preferring over every other “star” not named MJ. I was a weird kid.

Based on that picture her right iris is staring DIRECTLY at me as though to say “watch out, boy” and her left iris is just kind of staring off in to space, searching for ways to fuck us over as much as possible.

I loved me some Rod Strickland, for what its worth (not much at all).

On the other hand it would prove he is in fact human and not, you know, Jesus resurrected.