This was just the short con. The long con is him pulling off his face mask during the Inaguration, revealing himself to be a gay African American Muslim woman. Oh, and an establishment politician to boot.

i enjoyed this

Minus the “act like”

This is a fantastic response

ha!

That mixed with the very odd Action Bronson “show” where he and his crew sit on a couch and talk/get stoned....

I would pay money to watch a show where Hinkie and Jim Tomsula just talked about random shit. You’d get interesting perspectives on the world/metrics/other random Hinkie-isms, plus learn how to hot wire a broken-down vehicle using pickle juice and live earthworms.

You sure as hell can considering I love Gyros. Bigger the better.

I’m partial to “the Killer Kalamata” or the much more basic “the Gyro”.

lol. Realistically though he’s not even fat. God or whomever created us just needed a large enough mass of space to fit his humongous ego, and by the time he (or she!) grew in to an adult there was barely any room left for his vital organs and sanctimonious personality.

lol aka their target demographic is American men aged 18-80?

Your comment isn’t so much fat-shaming (at least in the context of why ESPN apparently has double standards related to their “talent”, which is a very fair point) as it is low-hanging fruit. Or, to be more specific for Whitlock, low-hanging tits.

I can appreciate that, but as so many others have said it’s the third and final move in a situation where you’re at a tremendous disadvantage..... If I have only two remaining options during an active shooter situation- stay put and die along with all the other people I’m with at the moment or try to fight the…

Which is ironic because so many “rightists” love to talk about the “pussification of America” via the “Liberal PC culture” and any other catchy buzzwords people use. People call out others for being thin-skinned and in the next breath are talking about how leftists are mean. Or something.

Take a bow, shut er down

Rude-y

Assuming you’re in the back with a non-family member, decent-looking-to-beautiful person you wouldn’t mind getting it in with, you have the ability to have some fun in the back while also making it suuuuper awkward for the folks who “called” driver/shotgun. No idea how to relate this to your metaphor, but I’ve been a…

Let’s also not lose sight of the fact his famous “logo” is just him sieg heil-ing while in midair. Absolutely despicable.

Bingo- When you’re winning games, it doesn’t matter that your players rape women while you do your best to either hold your tongue or flat-out sweep shit under the rug. What a great example that sets for young men who needed guidance and structure (while also helping your school rake in cash)...... For that matter…

The same number of times Obama was forced to “address” the fact that he “wasn’t born in the US”