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So sad and yet so undeniably true.....

Unwanted sexual advances, being a horrifically bad friend, and (on the path towards) date rape. Some would qualify that behavior as sub-human and abhorrhent, this guy calls it a Wednesday.

Though I liked them more when they were the Lox, lets not forget “D”

You are the best journalist/editor on this website. That is all.

What not to do:

Discount Double-Check? Pssh, more like Disown disrespect

What’s funny is I actually like the dude a lot, and am super jealous of his being on Chopped when I fancy myself Chopped-worthy.

Lol. I’m no model by any means so I suppose I’m not in a position to talk shit....

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You recalled correctly. Weird film that told some truths about society in a half humorous half dramatic way. Many of those truths still apply today!

Great fucking movie, and good call

Thank you for that, very interesting. I know I could have searched for it myself but you caught me at a time when I just couldn’t dig in to the results for somewhat obvious reasons....

God, he is ugly

Oh without a doubt. I’m by no means Dave Chappelle in the first place, just felt the need to chime in

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Love the “Boston toughs” comment, reminds me of

“Dick move? I’ll show you a dick move...”

12 also signifies the number of times, each hour of each day, they reference how great their fans are. 

So what you’re saying is.... the OP has a perfect username?

Brian Cashman: Sure!

So you want him to do well so that..... some internet blogger has to eat crow? Not because it would be great for this nation if he does well (assuming he does), not because many people would see their daily lives improve if he does well (assuming he does), but because someone whom you’ve never met and who has never