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You know you’ve got a beautiful swing when your line of sneakers feature a logo that pays homage to it (albeit in an exaggerated form):

Yeah, I don’t know why but I have always enjoyed scotch/good whiskey neat. I think it’s the warming effect it has on me, whereas when I go rocks it doesn’t give me that same feeling (probably all mental, won’t lie). Having said that, if I go with rocks I do not wait for the ice to melt, which means i take it down much

Ah, well if true that’s an important distinction. We all know the Pats know how to evaluate and attract talent, so that whole offset piece would almost assuredly come in to play this next off-season. This way they’re free to sign who they want but also get that 3rd rounder regardless.

Didn’t hear, is any outlet reporting it? Definitely want to check that out.

I had the same thought re: Collins in the locker room/behind closed doors. He must be hurting their chemistry or, since we’re talking about Belichick, even just a threat to their chemistry. As much as it pains me to say this, they’ve made more right moves than wrong moves and if I were a Pats fan I’d be cautiously

He still hasn’t figured out how to get to the center of the maze, aka his offensive playbook.

I’m a neat man myself, but cheers either way

Not that there’s a huge difference, and I could be wrong, but I believe the compensatory pick wouldn’t come until 2018 whereas now they get a 3rd rounder in 2017. I’m guessing that somehow came in to play?

Assuming all of their respective pitchers are healthy, which is quite an assumption I realize, who’s got the better starting rotation when factoring in all five guys- Indians, Cubs or Mets?

Getting a bit of a “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” vibe from you

That is 100% factual, I’m not even a HOVerygood nominee. Nor have I ever had it coming out of both ends at the same time.

Still, orange you glad he’s a little over 7/10ths of the way there?

What about the dude who may be a Deadspin HOF member? Remember, the shit-in-the-urinal-while-vomiting-on-the-floor guy!? He’s a fucking legend

Can’t disagree with anything you said.

Kinda trash, worth trying. Especially when stoned.

It may be more accurate to say historians will divide this era of American politics in to the pre-Tea Party and post-Tea Party ages. Not to imply this level of crazy/extremism wasn’t alive and well beforehand, just that it ushered in a new level of craziness on a yuge, more mainstream platform.

“I WAS IN THE POOL!!!” “I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!”

He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away

You ever hear the one featuring Barry Sanders???!!! It may not be Cordell & Cordell, I can’t remember, but it’s definitely on DC sports radio all the time. One of my childhood idols talking about a nasty divorce and “protecting the man’s assets” is both sobering and awesome somehow.

As you should. Assuming you’ve been a Cleveland sports fan for some time (I’m Washington DC, so not far off on the misery scale) you know better than most how hard and infrequent these deep runs in the playoffs are, so savor it as long as you can. Not to mention Miller’s performance will go down in history so that