He really did. In the 9th, after Joey Bats doubled and Donaldson struck out, I was convinced Encarnasty would at least bring the one run home..... Until I watched the first or second pitch from Allen and it was clear he just wasn’t ready for the filthiness

Its actually interesting to dissect. You have this whole “NO TROPHIES FOR PARTICIPATION” crowd who believe kids/young adults need to learn that there is in fact a difference between and losing in sports (I can’t say I disagree one bit, but some folks get a little too sensitive on both ends). That most definitely feeds…

No question he is, not sure if they announced yet but I don’t even need to check.... As to your question, thats a good one and I’m not sure off the top of my head. Google = easy way out so I’ll hold off to see if anyone knows from memory whether a non-closing reliever has won it.

Absofuckinglutely. Just saw the final tally: 25 batters faced, 23 outs, 14 K. LOL at the fact he did this against an absolutely lethal offense.

Andrew Miller and Cody Allen..... wow

Beyond dumb, and kind of (read: definitely) a reach, but it’s all I got

Sorry not sure how I missed this, but yes I completely forgot TRON! Great call, you’re definitely not the only one

He has, however, already succeeded in obtaining another lesser known MVP- multiple (apparently consensual) vaginal penetrations.

i liked this and lol’ed

“rammed down...throats into...colons”

Despite being WIDE open, Plax did seal the deal in the SB with a td catch for your squad, so at least you’ve got that memory....

To be fair, we all know what happens when you name names.....

Soju is the shit

According to Draymond Green its pronounced “Pull-his-sack”.

I think you meant Brett Favre

He was certainly a man of the times, but Grover Cleveland wasn’t a disaster thank you very much.

‘tis the beauty of a glock

In the “Call Robert and Rosella” comment at the top, he mentions how they were “life savers” because they helped him navigate the system and get his hunting license in order. Life savers. For helping to get him access to kill animals for trophies. Life savers indeed!

She’s not his daughter and therefore he has no desire to get it in with her.

Put more accurately, the Knicks head surgeon will perform his next knee surgery.