As I recall, the other major criticism had to do with his weak ankles and how they would never hold up over 82 game seasons. Never mind the fact teams have used lottery picks to reach on players with MUCH worse injury history..... Needless to say the Warriors either did their homework or became hooked after watching…

Bingo. The police dept got a collective woody as soon as they realized all the new toys they'd be able to purchase in the name of "protecting" "Ferguson" from the "lawless" citizens.

lol

dam I phone. Long story short I thought it was a glass of milk I had put back In To fridge

Haha! Since we're being honest, sources have confirmed I [accidentally] drank my aunts breast milk because she's foolish and put it in a regular fucking glass in the fridge. I'm weird and used to

lol my pleasure. It sure beats "7 people murdered for no reason" or "toddler mistakes dads vodka for water; dies"

BREAKING NEWS: __kath's picture is of an attractive young woman. Sources say the picture is actually of her.

looks like the blunt got fired up

that makes one of us.... kidding bro

I'd tell you to go grab a Snickers to cure DICKheadedness, but I fear you may take it the wrong way. Snickers kind of look like black PENISES.

He should start a blog called Black Guy's Peeves

lol

Roses are red, violets are black & blue

cool, "the yellow king". you very well may care WAY too much about random internet nobodies, but here's a tip- don't assume everyone "tries" to do anything other than say what comes to mind. maybe your hatred will turn in to not giving a fuck (like normal people)

i am a master at identifying fart-smelling/laying faces. Farts are dope

I liked this

Same face Seth Rogen made in Step Brothers, after Jon Reilly played the butt trumpet during the interview. "onions & ketchup"

"Yo Hector, you said you still have your Sega from back in the day? Can I buy yo genesis off you?"

Was it wrong when Bodie got let go with a g-pack of viled-up dope because he was on his way to the free zone? Ten years after your little "experiment", should we continue to chastise you for legalizing drugs but lowering crime overall?

Reynolds pulled a Cliff Lee and busted ass, the scent of which somehow permeated through the costume and Carlos suffocating in gas. Not only does he try and fan out the smell, he immediately looks down at Reynolds ass like dude, what the fuck came outta there?