You could totally buy like 6,000 pairs of Foakleys bro, just wire me the $6474 you made and an address where to send the sunglasses!

Just got a text from Mario Goetz's boner that reads: "I'm coming"

As someone who grabbed this dude in fantasy (fucking fantasy baseball; really? yes), I'd take the same route but minus the falling out of window. Think Buddhist Monks.

Big whoop, Teheran only made it through 3 innings.

"City of God-Awful Depression"

ley looks like a pedophile and a teenage boy. At the same damn time

The man-hands shocker

Not to mention, had he not decided that baseball was his calling and/or if his pops wasn't tragically murdered when he was, MJ & the Bulls would be 8-0 in championship play. No disrespect to Mr. Olajuwon whatsoever.

In the blink of a [Left] Eye, her relationship went up in flames

Honesty breeds character. I'd hate-bang Shelly sterling if it came down to it buddy. As Pacino said in Donnie Brasco while trying break open a parking meter, a scores a score.

If lawsuits had names, this one would be "Samantha's Snatch-hurts (sic)"

Right on, pimpin. Although Landon kind of reminds me of a certain class of hipster we have here in philly. But your point's taken.

11. Take the bomb from Richard, drop it down the shaft at the Swan site, and save the world. Or realize you've been dead the whole time. Or something else that will confuse series-long viewers yet again.

For the record I wasn't singling out Rome, just these interviews in general. I'm a fucking sports nut but for some reason have never been all that fond of athlete interviews (aside from certain memorable ones we all would agree are fantastic). I don't have strong feelings about Rome one way or the other, but your…

Agreed on all points. It's as though he baited Evans in to being boring just to call him out for being boring. For the most part these interviews are lose-lose situations for the athletes anyways...

Tucking the sack back while wearing beat up Chuck T's and a denim vest. Not sure which angle to take here.

You could always go rock some cock instead of watching the 7th round of the nfl draft

Eric Legrand: "I would walk 500 miles"

That Greek-sounding-name dude for the Bucks played well from what I saw, but not necessarily from a traditional PPG/RPG/APG standpoint. I saw the kid hustle 100% of the time on both sides of the ball and I'd love to have him on my team (Ironically, the same team the Hyphen plays for).