(c) Saturn's 50th-ranked certified used car dealer, as determined by # of people fucked over.

Ironically, this is the exact face he makes when feeling the more widely known "sensitive penis" syndrome. Aka, he just peeked at the dude's wood in the next urinal and it's much bigger than his.

Big guy is the man, met him a few times at games/XFinity Live. I asked him if the dude in the blue suit that always hangs around him is a shit he's taken, covered in blue nylon. He didn't get it and stared at me.

I bet this dude never thought he'd be 100 years ahead of his time. Nowadays the cool chicks wear these knee-high boots daily- just like WWI Generals!

No, but your wife is absolutely in the right for putting the nanny cam in the living room after finding that half-"used" jar of Skippy next to Fido's doggybed. Come on, bro.

Eddard Stark was a fool (albeit, an honorable one who just wanted to do "right". You, sir, are no fool at all. Well put.

Ask Elgin Baylor if Sterling "ran the clippers in a racist way"..... Yes. Yes he did.

31 flavors and you're still bitching

deserves more love, +1

do you really think we don't know you're wearing a squirrels taint on your head? Do you mind that I refer you as markie the toop?

you got the golden dick-lip

update: charges include public nudity for putting his balls on people's feet.

If you look closely she actually does the double slap- hits the nuts/dick combo with the left hand (subtly) and then whips around right arm to smack his cheek with the right. Well played shorty.

No doubt, shitting your pants before the check arrives is par for the course.

Fucking great.

OMG!!! Me too! Three times!!

Squeezing-out-a-shit-into-my-adult-diaper face is not a good look

Eh, who gives a shit

Jon Gosselin?

"Totally wrong. This needs to be stopped...When a man gives you his seed and pulls out, then gives another chick your seed and pulls out, then gives another chick his seed ... not proper."