I bet his balls aint jacked

The tramp stamp of the champ leaves the ladies damp.

NutsacksforLunch. Easily fixed as well.

I respect your sentiment but you really can't compare Sosa, McGwire, Giambi, or anyone else from that era not named Bonds with Bonds. During that era Bonds shit on every one of them in terms of consistency/average, power, patience at the plate, and size of noggin.

Leonard Washington doesn't get butt naked for nobody

Cowboys AND Skins lost money for the imaginary rule by the way. In fact skins lost 36 mil over 2 years, versus roughly half that for the boys.

Your fucking armpit stinks. Come on, man

The only highlight i see is the second suspect's frosted tips.

Who knows, maybe the state is worried they don't have a strong enough case (for both Odin Lloyd & the double murder)so they're hedging with this charge...... on second thought na, you're right.

Nice inCorrect Application of an Acronym

Per my comment on the douchey softball league email, this is too big. Find another team.

Final comment: dicks bigger than .255 inches (flaccid) need not apply.

Rice Krispies TREATS cereal was so fucking good many states banned it based off the sugar content (or so i was told when trying to buy boxes, wholesale, from supermarkets across Pennsylvania).

I won't deny it, we some straight tankers, you don't wanna play for us

Plus her tooth-to-gum ratio is all out of whack. I'd argue its greater than or equal to Griffey's chin beard-to-chin ratio.

Looks like Bob Ley's bizarre stare when he thought he was offscreen.

He's a flex. Problem solved.

Ha, believe it or not I have a pretty equal balance of sexually inappropriate, generally inappropriate, serious, ironic, and just generally unfunny. Fortunately I also take none of it seriously so the moral of the story is I'm your average loser that reads and posts on deadspin.

Interesting, every time i finish with 69 I cream her too.