"Heh, I gave your wife 30 seconds of my B-game dick and she told you "I haven't been fucked like that since before the kids. What the hell kind of work you been putting in, Woody?"
I'd drive like that too if someone tried to force me to drink fucking Pepsi Max.
Hey! Me too!
I eat my own feces.
I could have saved 15% on my car insurance by killing 15,000 people in this stadium. Dammit.
"OMGGGGGG Best 8th birthday EVER!!!"
To be a Sixers fan is to sit front-court or in the suites for free. It's all relative folks.
The face of a guy who smelled his own fart and although he's fighting back the urge to gag, he's too in to himself to admit he actually sharted.
The fishnet du-rag was a nice touch too
...but he does have toe thumbs apparently. Kinda.
You're from Philly, aren't you young bul?
Money line baby. That's all.
best part of this pic, by far. Keep the J's clean people.
Cheapskategate
"That's what a penis looks like? Hm"
NOTICE ME!!!! PLEASE!!!
Those weird Russian one-inside-the-other dolls? The fuck?
Several typos. Not sure how they got "Just Stop in or Call" out of "Just hop in our stall".