Eddie Jones is the motherfucking man. Shit so was Rod Strickland. Two childhood faves. No value to this comment other than me sharing that.

EJ was the reason I went to Temple. Rod Strickland visited me and my boys at the DC YMCA and even played a scrimmage with us once. Much love for both.

She looks like a completely different slut.

Michael Olowakandi

Or, even better, Jordan over Ewing.

Why does it have to be a "black" widow?

Sherman sounded like an angry lesbian, furious over a facebook shit-talking war. Don't you EVER talk bout me!

Fortunately, not as many stabbings as liters of blood 'Hawks fan will donate. Everyone's covered.

Good technique

"POV footage of Falcons Hunting"

Get your ass in to camp bro.

Queer, evil deadspin.

Should I have wiped a second time after firing off butt rockets the other day? I would have used far too much aloe-infused, soft-as-hell toilet tissue on that second wipe (the shit ain't cheap), but because I didn't my boxers had skid marks when I checked later on. Do I trust my washer/dryer to get rid of the shit…

I thought about that, and the only reason I don't care is the old "rest your starters when you've locked in a good seed" theory doesn't seem to end well in the playoffs a good amount of the time (I say this with no facts to back it up; don't feel like doing research right now). Aside from a guy who is nursing an…

And a few pairs of balls

He took a 40 minute shower, and missed the second half of the game.

Alfred Morris is a horse. Was hoping for at least an honorable mention. Forte's a diva (kidding).

The team dungy gift wrapped for him to boot...

If it's brown flush it down.

Seriously. What's their deal? I'm asking seriously as I don't get to watch much NFC north in Philly. I know they have a solid front 3/4 (whichever scheme they run) and obviously their offense is ridiculous. Is it coaching? Lack of effort?

A. Great last name
B. Thats exactly right. Shields smelled it all the way. Check out Romos back breaking and year ending interception at the end of the Skins-boys game last year (final game of season to decide NFC east champ). Different play, but in that case same old song- skins linebacker knew exactly what play romo…