The last time I saw so much brown meat draped all over someone/thing like this was when Miley Cirus partied with 2 Chainz and his crew.

Not to mention, during pre and post game "analysis", Michael Irvin provides no useful insight but instead reminisces over his all-time favorite party: Tyrone Biggums' 400,000 crack party.

Exactly. I'd bet the house the Pack specifically reviewed this play on game tape over and over and over, expecting it to come in to play. This is total lack of recognition on Romo's part and a great job of doing homework on Shield's/Pack D part.

which makes sense why Pac man changed his nickname to "the Filla of Manila".

Great point.

I love it. This guy is the man.

I agree completely, but what annoys me more than the jokes (frankly, this is Deadspin; it's what we do) is what I've been hearing on ESPN Chicago about Rose's brother. For months now he's been getting in Derrick's ear talking about how the Bulls don't care about his health, which in turn creates division within the…

The only thing running through my mind is are we seeing the next Grant Hill/Penny Hardaway/Tracy Mcgrady where a guy who's worked as hard as anyone to perfect his craft has his career cut short. Those other examples aren't necessarily the same at all but the point is growing up I felt the same way each time the…

Then there's a great chance that:

Not as egregious as the time closed caption butchered a legend's name during his NFL induction ceremony. "Congratulations to a real pioneer of our sport, Dick 'In the Butt Kiss'."

I know, seriously. Fucking discussion board issues. x3

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My Jovan Belcher Autographed, Game Used Jersey card is getting no love on eBay right now. Too many damned counterfeits out there. I feel your pain.

Very glad someone put this out there, well done. Beat me to the punch.

Coach Harder