From now on my one friend's nickname is Matt Schaub. When we were growing up he was an absolute pussy slayer, and while I did well myself I was nowhere near his level. One day I asked him how an average-looking, poor kid could get so much out-of-his-league ass. His response: "Man, I take what I can get. You see me…

Seeing Red: A Story of Narcissism and Pissing Contests during the NFL Lockout

i give up dammit. was trying to get a pic of that big dude in the ravens jersey.

Ray Lewis' dad.

Fuck, wrong whore. Let me try that again

What's his name?

It's all about 18th cheat, homes.

Looks like the Astros player took one of the recent Funbag messages a little too literally. The whole idea of being a "professional butt wiper" stipulates:

Code for: Went to cop some wet from a dude in Gary.

KC has barbecue, Philly has cheesesteaks:

Haha, yup. my asshole yinzer buddy got me on that... whether or not anyone else does.

More than leaving the game with a fucking bum hip, that much is evident. Any chance I get double digit points tonight from the 'Lers?

slow motion spit on a 60 inch 3d tv is fucking awesome. worth every penny (as was watching the woman place the mouthguard back on to the canvas then proceed to wipe her spit-filled hand on to said canvas).

I won't argue with that. Although Mexico's best bet to make it at all is to drug the Costa Rican NT, steal their unis, and hop a plane to Rio. The team is in shambles, bro.

I feel like they gave up after about 25 minutes of good soccer. It appeared their strategy was to attack early, score, and then feed off that momentum. After a few Howard saves and poor shots, Mexico lost their fire. Conversely the US weathered the storm and almost at the exact moment Mexico gave up, US stepped up.…

Ha!..... ; his middle tooth

Damn. Vick gets around.

It appears I'm in the minority then. Are you basically saying it's impossible for a woman to have a faster server than a man? Again, not being snippy.

Definitely didn't know that, but frankly it doesn't surprise me they don't test much. I must just be a homer because when I think about Serena, all I focus on is how amazingly talented is. I'd sure as hell lose respect for her if I found she cheats/cheated, but until that day I'll focus on the positives. This doesn't…

All BS side never heard that one..... Very well could be shady. I'll check your link when I have a second.