^Is it the fact

Why? Is the fact no one can beat her when she's not mentally/physically beating herself? Her speed of serve? Body type? I'm generally curious, no snippyness coming from me.

Word. A Bobby Knight-like chair throwing incident would have been showing restraint in my book.

Ha, fair enough.

Well fortunately I don't think I'm anything other than an average gambler who happened to handicap the game accurately last night, an above-average fantasy football player who takes it a little too seriously at times, and a person who is surprised you gave enough of a shit to read my whole post. So thanks, man.

Someone probably already mentioned this somewhere but:

Next time you play the role of paramour, after you tired of that ass tell the hubby Yacunt Swallows.

Word. His goatee reminds me of my favorite stripper's landing strip.

I'm dreaaaaaming of a white, penis.....

LOL @ the fact you think Skins fans are worse than Eagles fans. LO Fuckin L.

Nothing wrong with that. Shit I'd prefer to eat and hang out at one of the hipster dive-joints than some swanky Old City bar/restaurant any day.

I also make that godawful "woooop" sound Berman makes (when a player shakes a tackle/dodges an opponent) when I cum.

You must not live in Philly. Replace "everybody" with "everybody who's not a bike-riding, non-deodorant wearing, vegan-eating hipster" and that's spot on.

By the way was/am I the only one annoyed/confused/pissed off that the NCAA may deem future hits like this to be illegal? Did I miss something badly while coming up through the pop warner-varsity HS football ranks or is this not about as textbook a tackle as you can make?

Not to mention grabbed the ball like regular humans pick up tennis balls off the floor.

I can't recall if it was an article/tv show I read/watched or if it was an interview with Canseco recently (I seem to recall the latter) but all I heard was JC, at some point during Arods career, was a mentor-like figure. To what extent I won't pretend to know but it appears at the very least they share some similar…

I would love to burn a joint/blunt/bowl with you and just say "speak". Your imagination is fucking ridiculous, all sarcasm aside.

A bastard who happens to like getting naked and running around in public?q

You know, I was initially thinking the same thing until I remembered one very important nugget: ARod's former mentor is Jose Canseco. Birds of a feather, that kind of shit.

Running through the okra patch is good, but I'm partial to Tony Soprano's "whistling in the wheatfields".