Fondant is the worst! It tastes terrible. Whatever happened to a nice layer cake or sheet cake? Isn’t having cake delighful enough?

I would totally rock that. I’m so pale I burst into flames in direct sun. There is no amount of SPF that can protect me from getting sunburned after an hour

I love Facetime, but it’s not for everyone.

Reminds me of a friend from college. There’s always one who utterly ignores boundaries because “We’re all girls! Whatever! Don’t be so uptight!” Nope. Just because we’re the same gender doesn’t mean I want to see your tits, or get felt up, or share intimate details of my life or listen to yours. I can’t even imagine…

Jimmy Kimmel is boring and mean-spirited and I have never understood why people like him.

You know what would really empower my petite, plus-sized ass? Classic, well-made clothing at a reasonable price that I can buy off the rack, doesn’t need to 3 layers of shapewear to look good and only needs a little tailoring to work. That would be pretty fucking empowering.

Keanu looks like he gives really good hugs.

I’m an old now (in my 40s) but have smoked pot since college. So I thought I was an old hand/expert. But since having access to MMJ, not only my life has drastically changed for the better because I have access to the right strains to help for chronic pain (fibro), I’m also learning a ton about other super beneficial…

If you’re in a state that has legal medical cannabis, I strongly recommend making cannabis oil from BHO wax (doesn’t matter what kind), liquid coconut oil and lecithin. Or just buying some premade. It can’t be hemp oil—it has to be the real thing for it to work. Your dad won’t get high off it and it is incredibly…

You make a good point. I agree, but I also think he had these massive fantasies of winning. It’s the old “be careful what you wish for.”

I mean...what the fuck did he expect? That he’d win the popularity contest and get to strut around with the homecoming queen wearing matching crowns? And that would be the end of it? Just millions of adoring subjects and no homework ever again?

I feel the same way. I thought of myself as a woke-ass intersectional feminist, checked my privilege and did my best to be an ally. Then I woke up November 9th, sick and hurt and sad beyond anything I had ever felt and I knew I was only starting to dip my toes into the sorrow and pain at the very foundation of our…

I’ve had a necklace in my shopping cart on one of my favorite jewelry sites for a month and I just got it today, because I got a little windfall and it was 40% off. It took me a month of thinking about it, plus a serious discount to spend $54 on a piece of costume jewelry. #Yolo?

Oh man...fresh homemade tortillas. I’m pretty effing jelly. And hungry.

100% shade.

I dunno...that doesn’t seem too bonkers to me. This looks like requests from someone who has some aches/pains/is injury prone. Speaking as an Old who gets stiff and sore if the wind blows wrong, if I could get a massage and a hot jacuzzi whenever I wanted and have dinner waiting after a long work day, I would…

Fwiw, I’m a short lady (5'1") and I prefer short men. But it’s the tall ones who are more into me. So...there you go.

Not everyone can. Call me bloodthirsty if you’d like, but I need to have a certain amount of animal protein in my diet or I can’t function. I’m all for eating less, higher quality, humanely raised animals and more plants, but I’ve tried to be vegan and vegetarian with really bad results. Neither work for me, even with…

I agree with you. I don’t agree with this lawmaker and I’m not in favor of broad anti-porn laws. The issue isn’t that porn exists, it’s that (a) it reflects such toxic attitudes towards sex, women, etc. and (b) its cultural ubiquity and reach.

Check out http://www.makelovenotporn.com/pages/about. I love Cindy Gallop.